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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

In Australia we've had some guy called Kevin Hawthorne running a "ninja school" for decades now. I remember seeing flyers for his 'school' on the community noticeboard at the local supermarket when I was a kid.

Today's lesson: how to take down an assailant when they walk slowly towards you in a school gymnasium and then freeze in a handy pose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e_h0kQOWic

Those are some pretty lovely take downs.

I wrestled for like 10 years straight and I don't know any martial arts but I'm pretty sure I could kick that guys rear end really bad.

And everyone in this thread. Fight me dudes.

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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Fool!! How can your wrestle .... what you cannot see?

/throws rubber shuriken from the shadows

* explodes into a fine mist of blood and gore *

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