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Hrist
Feb 21, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

nigga crab pollock posted:

my biology teacher in high school was a coach and he clearly did not hold evolution in a high regard and taught everything in the class as if it was an opinion that you really didn't have to pay attention to.

the actual football coach taught gym and i never saw him he just watched tv in his office all day and left the class with zero supervision

basically yeah you can do whatever you want if you're a high school football coach

My school had basically the opposite. The gym teacher was also the bio teacher. But the he was one of the best teachers I ever had. I learned so much for once, and became a huge bio nerd for a while. I just always hated wasting time on learning plant bio stuff though. By the time I got to university I kinda lost interest in it anyway.

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n0Ays4vZ2Q

Ex-Priest Tobin
May 25, 2014

by Reene
In high school I had a history teacher who was pretty obviously a communist as he kept making asides during lessons e.g. the soviet union wasn't that bad because at least everyone was equal, how hopefully society is 'getting rid of religion' etc (this was in 2004 so the guy was way outmoded with his beliefs). I was by far the top of the class and once he noticed my ability he pretty much attempted to ostracise me from the rest of the clas e.g. refusing to address me during lessons, not providing me with comments or feedback on essays which he did for everyone else, not responding or getting back to me on questions I had. He didn't go so far as to cheat me in my marks, at least. On the other hand, he loved teaching the special ed. classes and led the school's program with those.

I went to a pretty lovely poor public school which explains why this idiot wasn't fired. On the other hand, this was about the worst bullying I experienced - the students at my school were for the most part pretty nice to each other strangely enough.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Ex-Priest Tobin posted:

In high school I had a history teacher who was pretty obviously a communist as he kept making asides during lessons e.g. the soviet union wasn't that bad because at least everyone was equal, how hopefully society is 'getting rid of religion' etc (this was in 2004 so the guy was way outmoded with his beliefs). I was by far the top of the class and once he noticed my ability he pretty much attempted to ostracise me from the rest of the clas e.g. refusing to address me during lessons, not providing me with comments or feedback on essays which he did for everyone else, not responding or getting back to me on questions I had. He didn't go so far as to cheat me in my marks, at least. On the other hand, he loved teaching the special ed. classes and led the school's program with those.

I went to a pretty lovely poor public school which explains why this idiot wasn't fired. On the other hand, this was about the worst bullying I experienced - the students at my school were for the most part pretty nice to each other strangely enough.

lmao I would have loved for this teacher and my dad to be in a parent teacher conference (my dad having grown up behind the iron curtain)

everyone was equal my rear end in a top hat

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004

Hector Beerlioz posted:

The teacher who was proctor of the anime club at my high school is now in jail for you know what.

For what? Being too cool? I'm not good at guessing.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

I am Toni Lippi posted:

For what? Being too cool? I'm not good at guessing.

Yeah, he was way too cool for school.

He was also one of the best teachers i had there, funny enough.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

AEMINAL posted:

as a guy born in 89 i grew up during that magical time where social media really wasnt a thing yet

i can't loving imagine the hell kids go thru today with constant online fuckery

i literally will never understand how that "gets" to 99% of people. if somebody you dont even know makes fun of your mom to your face, do you feel bad? lol

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH
Being picked on isn't really bullying, it's the excessive and degrading stuff that is unacceptable.

OK: Ha ha! You're fat!
-That's just teasing

Not OK: Ha ha! Your dad raped you and your sister and then killed himself.
-That's bullying

OK: Fag! (for people that aren't gay)
-That's teasing

Not OK: Fag! (if you actually are gay)

OK: (Punching your friend in the ribs when you sneak up behind them)
-That's teasing

Not OK: (Punching the kid you've been bullying in the ribs when you sneak up behind them)
-That's bullying

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Lmao at nerds

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Congrats, you figured out bullying

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

i was a turbonerd in middle/high school. i was one of the few white boys on an extremely overcrowded campus of almost entirely mexicans. and still, nobody ever gave me poo poo. not even once. bullying seems like some kind of myth that only exists in 90's children's movies.

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Bullying is dangerous--for bullies.

What happens when the kids they bully snap?

We need more protection for bullies imho

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

TheNightmanCum-eth posted:

Bullying is dangerous--for bullies.

What happens when the kids they bully snap?

We need more protection for bullies imho
nice av/post combo

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!

Ex-Priest Tobin posted:

In high school I had a history teacher who was pretty obviously a communist as he kept making asides during lessons e.g. the soviet union wasn't that bad because at least everyone was equal, how hopefully society is 'getting rid of religion' etc (this was in 2004 so the guy was way outmoded with his beliefs). I was by far the top of the class and once he noticed my ability he pretty much attempted to ostracise me from the rest of the clas e.g. refusing to address me during lessons, not providing me with comments or feedback on essays which he did for everyone else, not responding or getting back to me on questions I had. He didn't go so far as to cheat me in my marks, at least. On the other hand, he loved teaching the special ed. classes and led the school's program with those.

I went to a pretty lovely poor public school which explains why this idiot wasn't fired. On the other hand, this was about the worst bullying I experienced - the students at my school were for the most part pretty nice to each other strangely enough.

You sound like a bitch. You needed bullying and you should send that teacher some flowers or something/

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Donnie Dennison and Rob Hardy chased Bob and me down and made us smoke cigarettes

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Mr. Bully was mean to me. Every day I would walk to school and he would be waiting. Behind the bushes, around the corner, wherever Mr. Bully could surprise me.

What would he do? Simply take any food/money I have and then eat it. Doesn't matter whichever it was, he'd eat it. Peanut butter sandwich? Down in three bites. Two $1 bills? Chewed up and slurped down. He once consumed $5 in various coins. It was relentless.

After a few years of this it escalated. He would eat my food and money but then hold me down and defecate in my face telling me he's returning what's mine. Every day for 8 years he shat in my face.

At the bus stop? poo poo face.

Behind the dumpster at McDonalds... a McShit sandwich.

I've consumed more human feces than a Brazilian porn star. Mr. Bully did this so often I can still see his winking starfish, smell the musk of his taint. When I close my eyes to sleep all I imagine is the earthy taste of his crap.

The worst was the money. Having to choke down a Sacajawea dollar covered in bloody stool was as equally difficult as it was revolting. Eventually I had enough and decided to fight back. This is why I, Donald J. Trump, am running for president of the United States!

roffels
Jul 27, 2004

Yo Taxi!

Tonsured posted:

I get bullied a lot. In my adult life. More than I ever did in school. Tbh there is something deep and disturbing about me, I trigger people.


Uh, I think I know you. Or maybe this is a common phenomenon for certain people in Wisconsin?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:


SopWATh
Jun 1, 2000
I got bullied a lot when I was younger.

There was this one kid in the neighborhood that used to run after me and not really beat me up, but he'd push me around. His name was matt, he was a big 8th grader.

One day I finally got the courage to stand up for myself so when matt cornered me, I looked him right in the eye and told him I wasn't gonna let him push me around anymore, then I kicked him right in the nuts.

I ran home to tell my my friends. I was like, "I finally stood up to my 8th grade bully!"

All they could say was, "sopwath, you're 29 years old, you just assaulted a literal child. What is wrong with you?"

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
One easy trick to not get bullied is to be a bigger bully.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
You won't get bullied if you bring guns to school :getin:

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Zzulu posted:

You won't get bullied if you bring guns to school :getin:

Everybody's looking for a shortcut these days.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:
We had this one awesome gym teacher in high school who was really chill and managed to get everyone to legit have fun doing sport stuff during gym but then he got busted for selling ecstasy to students and tried to frame his brother for it.


Hector Beerlioz posted:

The teacher who was proctor of the anime club at my high school is now in jail for you know what.

What was their mod name?

Neo Rasa fucked around with this message at 16:28 on Aug 2, 2016

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

A friend of mine wanked into a trumpet that some dickhead jazz fan would be playing in front of the whole school. Dude ended up spraying jizz all over the front row and got suspended.

Plus, we didn't have to listen to jazz in assembly any more

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

one time i erased my friend's name on his chemistry assignment and wrote "homo hamface" on it before handing it in :shrug:

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
I got bullied by a fat Peruvian so I turned around and bullied even weaker kids

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Zzulu posted:

You won't get bullied if you bring guns to school :getin:

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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BUY IT.

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

one time i erased my friend's name on his chemistry assignment and wrote "homo hamface" on it before handing it in :shrug:

that's only bullying if the teacher knows exactly which kid to hand it back to

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
One kid in middle school named Daniel had awful dandruff and anytime it snowed during class we'd be like "Daniel! Get off the roof!" even though he's sitting in class next to us.

That's the worst bullying imho, the stupid petty poo poo that doesn't make sense but kIds laugh to avoid being targeted next. Kids suck.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

gently caress u arthur this two other dudes are way cooler than u and u fuckin know it you greasy little four eyed bottom bitch homo gimme ur goddamned lunch money so i can go spend it on fuckin ur mom

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
I was small for my age in elementary school and there was this one kid who liked to push me around. Years later his dad killed himself and everybody threw him a pity party but I didn't feel bad.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Back in middle school I remember this one kid put out a class-wide survey just asking if you were friends with this one kid he didn't like.

Ultimately he was trying to gather hard data to prove the kid didn't have any friends, and thanks to the survey, he was able to prove his hypothesis!

I think he grew up to be a doctor in New York, no idea what happened to the kid who statistically had no friends.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Hector Beerlioz posted:

People actually tried to stuff me in a locker in high school ama

Gee I wonder why.... Hector.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Arian_Samurai posted:

Back in middle school I remember this one kid put out a class-wide survey just asking if you were friends with this one kid he didn't like.

Ultimately he was trying to gather hard data to prove the kid didn't have any friends, and thanks to the survey, he was able to prove his hypothesis!

I think he grew up to be a doctor in New York, no idea what happened to the kid who statistically had no friends.

this is what I would have termed 'aggressive douchebaggery'

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Arian_Samurai posted:

Back in middle school I remember this one kid put out a class-wide survey just asking if you were friends with this one kid he didn't like.

Ultimately he was trying to gather hard data to prove the kid didn't have any friends, and thanks to the survey, he was able to prove his hypothesis!

I think he grew up to be a doctor in New York, no idea what happened to the kid who statistically had no friends.

The no friend kid probably ended up being fail as heck, without friends.

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
There was a kid in 3rd grade who's family had just moved from Turkey. He didn't have any friends yet, so my Dad told me to go hang out with him. The next day I went up to him at lunch and said "do you want to be friends with me?" He said no, flat out. Feeling incredibly owned I asked him why not. He said "I don't like having friends." :(

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
When I put on a little weight in year 7 and they called me Chunky See Chunky Do:qq:

garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004

Murphy Brownback posted:

In middle and highschool nothing too bad happened except my friend drew a giant cock in sharpie on my art history textbook cover and told the teacher I did it resulting in a few days of detention.

In junior year math class we had our "portfolios" which was a bullshit end-of-the-year "project" where we had to save all our tests and homework and handouts in a three ring binder and turn it in at the end of the year for two test grades. I don't know if any other people's teachers at other schools did that but it was dumb bullshit because I did great on all my actual tests and then got an F on this because I didn't keep all my old poo poo I already did with me like a god drat hoarder. It was meant as a freebie for dumb kids to get their averages up, so someone who also thought it was bullshit took my not very smart friend's portfolio while he was in the bathroom and drew a huge sharpie dick on as many pages as he could before he got back.

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.
Which one of you nerds is gonna suck my cock?

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

garfield hentai posted:

In junior year math class we had our "portfolios" which was a bullshit end-of-the-year "project" where we had to save all our tests and homework and handouts in a three ring binder and turn it in at the end of the year for two test grades. I don't know if any other people's teachers at other schools did that but it was dumb bullshit because I did great on all my actual tests and then got an F on this because I didn't keep all my old poo poo I already did with me like a god drat hoarder. It was meant as a freebie for dumb kids to get their averages up, so someone who also thought it was bullshit took my not very smart friend's portfolio while he was in the bathroom and drew a huge sharpie dick on as many pages as he could before he got back.

oh i had classes like this

and yeah they were some idiot poo poo

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