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welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
found it

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

I found the thread but it's really long. Does anyone remember where the funny parts are???

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3407406

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

oh cool thanks

naem
May 29, 2011

Why would goons ever listen to goons

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
people make fun of bobybuilding com forums but the sa forms are as bad if not worse

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

lmao the mod actually deleted the guy's post

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3407406&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=248

how loving DARE he suggest bacon and cheese is not the best thing to stuff your face with :argh:

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

a hole-y ghost posted:

I found the thread but it's really long. Does anyone remember where the funny parts are???

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3407406

There was also one guy who probably killed his dog by feeding it grease

Some more choice cuts may be found in these two goldmined FYAD threads
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3440075
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3438485

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

generative grammer posted:

There was also one guy who probably killed his dog by feeding it grease

Some more choice cuts may be found in these two goldmined FYAD threads
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3440075
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3438485

the guy who's baffled when he gains weight exercising + eating his usual meals compared to eating only 1000 calories a day of cream cheese and eggs with no exercise and concludes that it's some kind of magic that's in the fat :roflolmao:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

goons trying to justify the assumptions behind their idiot rear end diets: the somethingawful version of earth centric solar system models

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
all of this bad food chat ahs given me an odd taste for mushrooms so im gonna go roast some moldy rear end cheese on a mushroom yall peace

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

quote:

So my work colleagues are still retarded about my low-carbin 9months in, 10kg down and having caught no colds etc since I've started the diet...

Although having said that, my lunch was a block of cheese and 7 sausages today.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Oh, it cures colds too.

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


bodybuilding.com argues about what precise minute they should work out and if their schedule is off by just one day as if it loving matters while somethingawful goons argue about exactly how much cheese and lard they can stuff in their face to lose weight

they're two sides of the same coin

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Also it looks like a lot of GBS goons still think it's cool and good. Just search GBS for keto

Cool guy who uses smart people stuff like algebra variables to show how good it is to go on the bacon butter diet.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Fat guy, do keto. Seriously. I've already lost almost 40lbs since April, and you still get to eat bacon, butter, and even chickencheese!

Not kidding, do it. Easiest loving thing, zero exercise required.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Yes, far more efficient to eat <x> and have it fill you for hours, versus eating <y> and wanting/needing to have more in 30 minutes or so.

(although some seem to be doing a more normal sounding version that's not all bacon which is less fun)

e: lmao, the funny GWS meme, te epic ChickenCheese :xd:

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

My ex-roomate went on a cream cheese and bacon diet. She'd just walk around with a block of cream cheese like it was nothing. The bacon was awful. She would eat it for breakfast but because she tended to wake up late and had to hurry to get to work, she'd never cook it fully. She'd just throw it in the pan, sear it for like thirty seconds, then stick the limp and pink bacon in a bowl and eat it on the way to work. As far as exercise, she did ten minutes of leg lifts every other day.

We laughed and cringed but surprisingly she lost a lot of fat and kept it off even after ending her diet.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I found someone in the low carb thread saying that if you switch to a low carb diet you no longer to bathe or brush your teeth. For realz.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

OctoberBlues posted:

I found someone in the low carb thread saying that if you switch to a low carb diet you no longer to bathe or brush your teeth. For realz.

I'm in

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

quote:

Hey i lost 35 pounds without exercising and while eating beef, eggs and bacon all day! The only downside is that my breath now constantly smells like poo poo and my body is now dependent on some weird starvation diet!

Sizzlechest is the real troll here. He's trolling years off of the lives of anyone stupid enough to follow him. He's trolling you into thinking that eating a pound of ground beef, italian sausage, and 3 pounds of cheese is good for you. Taking advantage of your ignorance and your laziness, he has convinced you that losing weight is the zenith of fitness and the only thing you need consider.

I wouldn't mind so much except for the obesity problem in America and what that means for health care costs. Regular people are going to have to bear the weight of you fat, irresponsible goon fucks as you stink up hospital rooms and clinics waiting for your weak, cholesterol-coated hearts to give out.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3407406&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=255

lol

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

a hole-y ghost posted:

e: lmao, the funny GWS meme, te epic ChickenCheese :xd:

the chickencheese thread was really good when it toured the forums though, let's be honest

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


What was the thread from pet island about the dude who was so loving fat and oafish he accidentally killed a dog/cat by stepping or laying on it?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

LordArgh posted:

the chickencheese thread was really good when it toured the forums though, let's be honest
it got old fast though and that guy made that post yesterday which is sad

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Goons find the true target of ridicule: themselves

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Some of the absolute fucktards from that thread seem to be giving advice to this day on other things.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Dated a Japanese girl for the first time ever..... WOW!!!!!!!

Why the hell would you marry any woman in 2016 unless she was your HS sweetheart?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Going to register under the name NumberOneJerker

naem
May 29, 2011

Those keto goons probably originally ate 5000 calories of cake and a hog trough of sugary soda daily so stopping that had a positive effect.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

NumberOneBulker

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Can I have NumberOneSquatter?

If not can I have NumberTwoSquatter?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Your child can inherit the traits of your wife's past lovers

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

NumberOneGayPornoNoHomo

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

those guys really love slicing open their wieners

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

The Paleo Dog.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

quote:

So, can I go above 1000 calories per day on a fat fast? I know that's the "fasting" part, but I don't know if I can just eat one 12 oz. tub of whipped cream cheese today.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

quote:

At work, there is unlimited coffee and light cream. I'm finding that half a cup of unsweetened coffee with half a cup of cream is actually quite tasty. If I have 5 of those a day it'd be 1160 calories (30 tbsps of cream) and 2 and a half cups of caffeinated coffee. Is that healthy

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

holy poo poo













holy poo poo

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

tomstuart posted:

holy poo poo













holy poo poo

more like liquid poo poo

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
Do gay dudes ever relapse into banging women again?


probably asking for a "friend"

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
That would be the easiest thread to fakepost in

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

the fat is the part of the diet thats good right???

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