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Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
A third year of this league, and TRUMP is still relevant :smugdon:

DRAFT IS MONDAY, AUGUST 29th AT 7PM PST

That son of a bitch Gyshall won it all again; who's going to dethrone him?. I removed that piece of poo poo friend of mine who melted down after a couple of losses, leaving us with one open spot FOR NOW. Still awaiting confirmation on last year's returning players.

Below are the scoring rules we used last year.

Pass TDs - 6pts per
Pass Yards - 1pt point per 30
Receptions - 1pt per
Receiving Yards - 1pt per 10, 3 points at 100
Rushing Yards - 1pt per 10, 3 points at 100

Proposed scoring Adjustments for 2016

Pass Yards - 1 pt per 40
Receptions - .5 pt per
Receiving Yards - 1 pt per 153 points at 100
Rush Yards - 1 pt per 15, 3 points at 100


Rosters: QB WR WR WR RB RB TE W/R/T K DST BN BN BN BN BN BN

Proposed Roster Adjustments for 2016

Remove Kickers entirely, do not add another bench spot.

QB WR WR WR RB RB TE W/R/T DST BN BN BN BN BN BN
Payouts

$25 buy in (up for $20 last year due to payout modification).

$5 per week for the highest scoring team ($65 of the total pot is allocated to this weekly earning pool).

$235 pool to be divided after weekly payouts as follows:

60% 1st = $141
20% 2nd = $47
20% best regular season record = $47

All payouts (Weekly and Championships) will be paid out at the end of the year. Entry fee can be paypalled to emilyfos33@gmail.com


Who's playing?!?

He'res last year's players. If you want to reclaim your squad, post or let me know if you aren't in this year!

:signings: = PAID


1. Dubious - NOT A WEED MASK :signings:
2. coronaball - coronaball temp :signings:
3. Vols Bitch - Gordon's2ndHandSmoke :signings:
4. Dubs Friend Ryan - Mike Vick in a Box :signings:
5. Inspector 34 - Illegal touching :signings:
6. cheese - Dangerously Cheesey :signings:
7. Darko - Not my Forte :signings:
8. Bonham - thanks mr skelton :signings:
9. 5436 - Trump's Tax Returns :signings:
10. dalstrs - TRUMP :signings:
11. Menamino - Eli-te :signings:
12. It's Miller Time - It's Miller time :signings:

Dubious fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Aug 30, 2016

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Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Amergin posted:

Going to bow out of this league this year.

alrighty, thanks for letting me know!

We have TWO confirmed open spots, and I have yet to hear from Daedra, Gyshall, and Bonham. We'll give them a week to post.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
you both can have spots, which gives us 12 if the MIA folks are coming back. I'll send them PMs.

For you two who want to join:

https://yho.com/nfl?l=374993&k=52f87903662119c3&soc_trk=lnk&ikey=910cfc243840f0e7

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
I've sent PMs to the last 3 folks; Gyshall not responding is weird since he won it two years straight.

coronaball, you'll get one of the MIA folks if they don't reply by Sunday.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
Vols Bitch (formerly Daedra) is back but is on a probie :haw:

The only question mark is Gyshall.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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Lipstick Apathy

coronaball posted:

I'd like to be on the waitlist please.

Gyshall is :rip:, so his spot is yours if you like. I'll PM you too.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
And we're full up. Go ahead and pay before the draft! August 29th, 7PM PST.

I removed Kickers this year, and will keep scoring the same as last year.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
everyone point and laugh at gordons2ndhandsmoke for not doing f&f and shorting the pot $1.03 :retrogames: :haw:

Dubious fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Aug 12, 2016

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
Been busy the last few.

Draft set, let me go through and see the paid status, i know a few of you paid and didn't post!

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
sure, i'll change it later today (at work now)

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
Order of selection will be randomly determined approximately 30 minutes before the start of the draft.

waivers fixed

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
Also everyone is paid up! Draft in an hour and a half.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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vols bitch posted:

My team is real bad :waycool:

same

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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coronaball posted:

I lost to a team that started Chris Johnson.

Also, is it a bad sign that our commissioner is starting Chris Johnson?

i missed that he was on IR until the thursday game started ><

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
ill figure out all the money stuff for points scored and stuff later tonight, probably tomorrow at work

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
Bonham ran the goddamn table all season and won, dang! Below is the highest scorers:

Week 1 - coronaball
week 2 - thanks mr skelton
week 3 - trumps tax returns
week 4 - its miller time
week 5 - trumps tax returns
week 6 - trumps tax returns
week 7 - gordons 2ndhandsmoke
week 8 - trumps tax returns
week 9 - gordons 2ndhandsmoke
week 10 - thanks mr skelton
week 11 - illegal touching
week 12 - thanks mr skelton
week 13 - thanks mr skelton


The payouts will be as follows:


Bonham - 1st place and highest points six times and best record (undefeated) - $218

Gordon's 2ndHandsmoke - 2nd place and highest points twice - $$57

Trumps Tax Returns - highest points 3 times - $20

Illegal Touching - highest points once - $5

It's Miller Time - highest points once - $5

coronaball - highest points once - $5


I'll send out the payouts this evening after work!

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Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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Sorry for being lazy, but everyone is now paid out!

Good year, see you all next season!

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