- Friginator
- May 13, 2014
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by zen death robot
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I had sex with Donald Trump. As he slept, I went up to the ears on the back of his pants and said "take a hike you pants" and his pants scampered away frollicking as they went. and he was not wearing underwear like a naughty boy so I was left with the spectacle of his coiled, moist penis, the foreskin of which was trying to swallow his merkin whole. I went up to the penis and said "come now, penis. Don't be frightened. I'm here to take you to a wonderful place." But then the unthinkable happened--as I was talking to his penis, Donald Trump woke up! He walked away and said step away from the penis and i said never! I then pulled down my pants, bent over and began hypnotizing trump with my bunghole. Eventually he looked at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young and we made sweet passionate love for hours, frotting to my collection of Smashing Pumpkins demos. Eventually we climaxed and the smell of wasabi filled the air. It was a magical night but eventually donald trump said "i must go, america needs me and slithered gracefully into the night. I don't know where he is now. I don't think anyone knows. But he's there, watching over all the little babies wrapped like large, fleshy fruit-roll-ups in their beds.
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