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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > ITT we work at a black metal bbq restaurant
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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
*sucks poo poo

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cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

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I'll take the BBQ Carcass and a Behemoth soda please. My Dying Bride will just have the salad.
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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I go to a burger place with a death metal theme sometimes. The owners are really chill

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
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Sheik Yerbouti
Apr 14, 2009

You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.
"I'd like my Nazarene sandwich impaled, please."

All food that's not blackened is frostbitten (thrown into liquid nitrogen after cooking).

Black metal molecular gastronomy: Blood spheres as a side dish.

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Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
any kind of steak or beef order results in a freshly decapitated cow head being hurled onto your table and pelted with a molotov cocktail

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Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry
Customers complained because the sound quality at the drive-through speaker was too clean.

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Ugh, this two-tone door beeper is too melodic. :colbert:

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