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itt call me a PERVERT i will quote everytime i am called a PERVERT (or a derivative of that) and i will roll a DICE. 1-3: reveal either a SEXUAL EXPLOIT of mine 4-6 reveal a FANTASIE of mine Cheerz
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2016 20:41 |
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amityville anus posted:OP is Ellen Degenerate stupid loving moron
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2016 20:48 |
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Celluloid Sam posted:Pervert? FANTASY I 2 asian girls 2 suck on each ball of mine while a fat black guy w pussy-lickin lips furiously sucks my dick to completiion then i cum all over the black guys hands and then he smears the girls ears with my seaman
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2016 20:57 |
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Digital Fingers posted:you are gross close enough FUNTASY At a water park huge slide ride penis first whilst erect into someone at the bottom of the slide's lubed butthole then reverse roles and have my anus penetrated
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2016 21:07 |
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jiharlequinade posted:shame SEXPLOIT Met this chick abroad. nice. cute face. good bod. her arms were a lil hairy but i thought nothing of it idgaf we get to the bedroom and i flip her over. her asscheeks were hairier than anything ive ever seen. just two big splotches of hair on her rear end... hairier than mine. a very hirsute rear end. of course i still kept at it, i just pretended it was a mans rear end made it less weird
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2016 21:34 |
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gently caress you all
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2016 22:32 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:You're a pervert2 FANTASIA step 1: buy a large canvas step 2: drape it on floor step 3: invite strangers from craiglist to gently caress on it but tell them to bring their favorite food condiment and we will spray it and combine it with sweet baby rays (not my favorite but good for mixin) for each one. so itll be like our essences this will make grat art of food loving
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2016 22:54 |
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needs bigger boat posted:i lol'd u perverted ol' chap thx u FANTA Buttfuck a dying seal in the rear end
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2016 22:55 |
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Drunk & Ugly posted:pervert SEXTORY this one black bbw asked for me to cum on her face and i waz beating it but i was having difficulties shooting my load partially becaus ei had opulled her weave off sorta funnily whilst destroying her puss so shes lookin all intense w crazy-sex eyes, like but her weave be all messed up lol neway, she looks up at me and says with a str8 voice "Cum on my face u Light-Skin human being"
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2016 23:34 |
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autoaim.cfg posted:You, sir (or...? the plot thickens...) are... a... pervert SEXORY I was walking back from the bar late @ nite this puertoriqueño lookin twink in b-ball shorts, and a basketball and 1 of those small trick-bike walks up to me so im like "que onda wey" and hes like "lemme suck ur dick" so i was like and i was liek nahhh mann c'mon u gon try some poo poo and he's liek nah cuz seriously just wan 2 suck some dick so i was liek uh fine aigh aigh which was prolly really stupid but neway, we go into this little stairwell and he gets to work blowing me and im like poo poo this guys p good!!!1 so i let him do his thing and i blow my load and he spits it out and is like "woah man wtf" so i go what up man? he's liek U CAME in my MOUTH BRO!!! and im like wait i dunno there were rules to this poo poo man u out here suckin dicks i didnt know there was a code of ethics!!!! but neway i apologized to him and he was liek poo poo its fine wutever, got on his bike and peaced. But i think he lowkey liked the blast
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2016 23:43 |
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bumpk
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2016 00:54 |
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That Robot posted:loving perv op STORY REGARDING SEXUAL NATURE OF LIFE I was at this poltical forum 4 people of vulnerable populations to organize anyway frmo across the room, this loving HONEY starts just like directly staring at me with gently caress ME eyes like eyeing me up and down like a loving popsicle in july at first im like wut is she .. o shes on me .. ok ok so i start givin her the 3rd degree righ back cuz poo poo man u kno how i do, raising eyebrows we're just exchanging all this sexual poo poo at one point she loving starts sucking her finger like FUKKKK like some real obvert poo poo winks all that jazz so after liek an hour of this poo poo and the forum is overi walk over to her ask her sup and all that and she responds with retard voice, like str8 up sounded retarded and like right there i started notcigin poo poo u justdont notice frmo afar so i did not smash...hesistated...retreated but lookign back...should i have??? who am i deny her agency...oh well LOL
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2016 20:19 |
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Nooner posted:op isa pervert who makes funny posts SEXTORY was having a fuckin SESSION with this chick... funny, hot, and we were loving GOING at it man. and she was like CUM ON MY FACE so i was liek ok!!!! (i had always wanted to dole out a facial, had never had the opp this was before the black bbw facial see story on 1st page) so she assumes the position and im liek YEssss cant WAITTTT but then right as im about to blast she POINTS MY DICK UPWARDS and my blast NAILS ME on the chin and im liek trying to dodge my semen blasts and thischick is loving laughing her tits off chasing me like loving arcade man shes point my dick like a wapon right back at me and im like WThHHHTtFFff dodging cum blasts. think she got like half the hits on me it was weird and i ddint not like. Fuck da Mods fucked around with this message at 20:29 on Aug 3, 2016 |
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