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Gorson
Aug 29, 2014

Holy poo poo this article couldn't be more spot on. Just last night (it's August 2nd, FFS) one of my neighbors was lighting off huge mortars or firecrackers at 9:45PM. Just completely out of the blue, BOOM. Then 5 minutes later, BOOM. Then a random number of minutes later when you think it is over BOOM BOOM. They've been doing it since June, sometimes at night, sometimes during the day, sometimes on weekends, you never loving know. One has an insanely loud lawnmower that runs all the time but his lawn looks like poo poo. It is a regular thing to see neighbors out in the street, yelling at each other or seemingly nobody. They drive their junk cars up and down the street, making a hellacious racket but without any actual velocity. They literally do everything in the article, by the book. This is in Wisconsin, which is very much like the south with slightly less accent and oppressive heat.

The other morning I was woken up at 5am by a neighbor parking his car (working the night shift? Coming back from the bar? Who the gently caress knows) and he was BLASTING "Our God is an Awesome God" but not the version you might remember from Christian album infomercials, it was a dance/techno version. Later on that day someone was blasting Phil Collin's "Sussudio". Weird, but better than country.

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