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I use mine to serve a selection of mini quiches to my guests
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deep tissue massage featuring hot chili oil
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Aug 3, 2016 19:49
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fun trick you can stimulate your penis by stroking and tugfing on it until you "blow rope" as they say
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I have never had an erection, I've just never seen something that "struck my fancy" so to speak
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This thread is rapidly approaching the length of most successful threads
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I usually just stick it in jars of mayo and hump away until it makes me feel giddy then I put the jar back and finally wipe it off with steel wool.
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Aug 3, 2016 21:31
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Jab someone with it in a parking lot and then when they look at you say "What I didn't jab you with my boner."
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I like to draw eyes above the peehole then record snapchats of my dick telling bad jokes and then sending them to my friends
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Aug 3, 2016 21:44
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Use it as a drive belt tensioner for my car while the engine is running
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needs bigger boat posted:sometimes i put it inside a vagina this but a man's crusty bhole
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I like to tuck it between my legs and pretend I have a vagina and dance around a bit and maybe throw some stuff down to the FBI agent in my well.
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-pretend hand is woman
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Aug 4, 2016 00:01
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does your dick hang low can you tie it in a bow
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you can put little hats on it and draw faces on it with a felt tip pen
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Aug 4, 2016 00:35
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Moridin920 posted:do you ever cum but you're still hard? it means you get to jack it again, resulting in a free jack it was demonstrated in the aptly-named late 80s scifi documentary, "freejack"
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i pretend it's a junebug and ram it into objects repeatedly until they move out of the way
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dad gay. so what posted:have you ever put a small fedora on your boner? i made a whole dang thread about this
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Aug 4, 2016 00:59
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Voodoo doll representing somebody else's boner
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scare your cat
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i like to pretend it's a snake and squeeze rats to death with it and shove the rats down my urethra
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knead it into a flat circle. add additional flower if it's still sticky. add a thin layer of marinara, an even layer of mozzarella and toppings of your choice
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I'm impotent!
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Mukulu posted:I'm impotent! Mind if I give it a shot
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Aug 4, 2016 02:11
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make balloon animals aboriginal penis folding put it in a willing partner
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bagual posted:i like to pretend it's a snake and squeeze rats to death with it and shove the rats down my urethra how many can you fit in there these days?
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http://www.puppetryofthepenis.com/
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Aug 4, 2016 02:58
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I like to put my boner in girl butts. I laugh and laugh every time.
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Make it suck itself
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Aug 4, 2016 03:10
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stick it into your television to increase hd reception
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Aug 4, 2016 03:18
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pee on it
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:i made a whole dang thread about this oh yeah. learning computer, etc., boner
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a good movie idea would be "the boner identity" if it isnt already. it could be about a boner with amnesia
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Aug 4, 2016 03:38
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the boner is trying to figure out why it exists but it was trained by the government to kill arabs
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Aug 4, 2016 03:39
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i have trained my boner to be an elite fighting machine. i hope it never turns on its handler
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Aug 4, 2016 03:40
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Never mind.
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:i have trained my boner to be an elite fighting machine. i hope it never turns on its handler my boner can use a newspaper to disarm an assasin
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Aug 4, 2016 03:42
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my boner is demanding the truth about treadstone
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Aug 4, 2016 03:45
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Pinpoint enemy ground and air targets from up to 10000 meters in a wide variety of conditions; providing up to the moment situational awareness at a cost to benefit ratio that will maintain United States' military superiority far into the 21st century.
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:my boner is demanding the truth about treadstone you look tired pam - my boner
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they should make a jfk movie about a boner president that gets shot in the head
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