Ugliest GBS poster competition

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Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Hey GBS / goon-hair fashion debate thread, my A/C's fan motor broke so I took the opportunity to check an item off my bucket list by smokin' some reefer drugs and shaving all the hair off my head while staring at a mirror in the tub.

Here's a pic of me, now, with 80% less hair than before. I just learned how to smile too the other day, so I think I'll share my progress:

^^^ Here's me smiling it was really painful to achieve such an acceptable level of 'normal' face, especially with a camera pointed directly at me.

See normally I suffer from Photo-RBF (photo-reactive bastard face) :\
It's a really difficult behavioral condition that makes it nearly impossible to create attractive family photo albums.

Here's an example of extreme PRBF below. Please do not de-spoiler the following pic if you are easily triggered!!!:

I'm so sorry I really can't control it

buzzcut at #3. trust me bro

# ? Aug 18, 2016 07:10

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The Saurus: Dec 3, 2006; by Smythe

Tom Gorman posted:

I don't usually save images that people post on SA

but this...this is something special

# ? Aug 18, 2016 07:12

Jesus Christ: Jun 1, 2000; mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

don't be harsh

# ? Aug 19, 2016 07:48

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Jesus Christ posted:

don't be harsh

a very open person with interesting stories to tell

# ? Aug 19, 2016 07:49

Tolkien minority: Feb 14, 2012

why did this thread turn into a pyf esque circlejerk instead of making GBS threads on each other for being stupid looking

# ? Aug 19, 2016 08:17

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Profondo Rosso posted:

why did this thread turn into a pyf esque circlejerk instead of making GBS threads on each other for being stupid looking

because of goons hoping they have a "chance" with another goon

# ? Aug 19, 2016 08:24

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

That idiot that keeps posting pictures of himself making stupid faces needs to stop.

# ? Aug 19, 2016 08:27

Jukeboxblues: Jul 29, 2015; Grimey Drawer

Celluloid Sam posted:

haha and i thought i was an attention whore

8 track betamax posted:

That idiot that keeps posting pictures of himself making stupid faces needs to stop.

# ? Aug 19, 2016 08:51

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Jesus Christ posted:

don't be harsh

still better looking than the dweebs in this thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3519593

# ? Aug 19, 2016 10:21

china bot: Sep 7, 2014; you listen HERE pal
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Jesus Christ posted:

don't be harsh

hello breakfast my old fr- :barf:

# ? Aug 19, 2016 14:18

goatse.cx haver: Oct 17, 2010; precious metals

hey, remember when u thought "haha people are going to be sincerely posting pictures of their stupid faces by page 3 for attention" and then they do but instead of laughing youre kind of... angry?

# ? Aug 19, 2016 14:19

goatse.cx haver: Oct 17, 2010; precious metals

lmao owned

# ? Aug 19, 2016 14:20

Thirsty Girl: Dec 5, 2015

Jesus Christ posted:

don't be harsh

owen loves his mama

# ? Aug 19, 2016 15:03

psychokitty: Jun 29, 2010; =9.9=
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i just threw up a lot in my mouth

# ? Aug 19, 2016 17:58

psychokitty: Jun 29, 2010; =9.9=
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also jeff smisek i'm in love :bigtran:

# ? Aug 19, 2016 17:59

psychokitty: Jun 29, 2010; =9.9=
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i'll do it but you only get an old pic of me

psychokitty fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Aug 19, 2016

# ? Aug 19, 2016 18:01

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

Marrijuana is illegal... Mods?!?!

# ? Aug 19, 2016 18:28

psychokitty: Jun 29, 2010; =9.9=
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Business Gorillas posted:

Marrijuana is illegal... Mods?!?!

you don't know what's in that

# ? Aug 19, 2016 18:29

china bot: Sep 7, 2014; you listen HERE pal
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mods, pls change 'psychokitty' to 'mellow kitty', tia

# ? Aug 19, 2016 18:36

psychokitty: Jun 29, 2010; =9.9=
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china bot posted:

mods, pls change 'psychokitty' to 'mellow kitty', tia

that was a long time and many klonapins and opium teas ago

# ? Aug 19, 2016 18:37

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

china bot posted:

mods, pls change 'psychokitty' to 'mellow kitty', tia

Weed cat

# ? Aug 19, 2016 18:41

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

psychokitty posted:

i'll do it but you only get an old pic of me

Edward James Goku

# ? Aug 19, 2016 19:01

psychokitty: Jun 29, 2010; =9.9=
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notZaar posted:

Edward James Goku

my skin is much better now

# ? Aug 19, 2016 19:18

psychokitty: Jun 29, 2010; =9.9=
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okok here's a recent one of me making the "Edwina just got busted being a dipshit face"

# ? Aug 19, 2016 19:25

china bot: Sep 7, 2014; you listen HERE pal
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there's no way i would have posed for that photo without crouching down just a little bit

# ? Aug 19, 2016 19:27

Carmant: Nov 23, 2015; Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?

psychokitty posted:

i'll do it but you only get an old pic of me

Lol.

# ? Aug 19, 2016 19:27

Carmant: Nov 23, 2015; Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?

psychokitty posted:

okok here's a recent one of me making the "Edwina just got busted being a dipshit face"

LOL

# ? Aug 19, 2016 19:28

psychokitty: Jun 29, 2010; =9.9=
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china bot posted:

there's no way i would have posed for that photo without crouching down just a little bit

my mom did that it was great you know edwina would have gotten it all over her that's the joke

# ? Aug 19, 2016 19:28

Aschlafly: Jan 5, 2004; I identify as smart.
(But that doesn't make it so...)

8 track betamax posted:

That idiot that keeps posting pictures of himself making stupid faces needs to stop.

i thought being ugly was the whole point!

# ? Aug 19, 2016 19:33

Carmant: Nov 23, 2015; Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?

Aschlafly posted:

i thought being ugly was the whole point!

No one in this thread is posting real pics of themselves.. I hope

# ? Aug 19, 2016 19:36

Thin Privilege: Jul 8, 2009; IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT; Gravy Boat 2k

Have you seen the post yourself in ylls and PYF?

# ? Aug 19, 2016 19:38

Thin Privilege: Jul 8, 2009; IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT; Gravy Boat 2k

(Goons are actually not ugly) ((except me))

# ? Aug 19, 2016 19:39