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Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
3rd page sniping

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Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
freestyle posting (emphasizes quality of posts)

competitive posting (emphasizes correctness of posts)

marathon posting (emphasizes length of posting before making another poster mad)

i preemptively claim gold in all three categories, but feel free to compete for silver

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Penguissimo posted:

figgie vaulting

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

competitive weight
laughed really hard out loud

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



360 no quote stymie replying

Mahatma Goonsay
Jun 6, 2007
Yum
speed fizzbuzz

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
the 100m Freestyle Doing of the Needful, Please Advise

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
no no, the 2 person get back to me with same is a far more strenuous event

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
Cube Farm Farting: contestants rip as many as possible without being noticed / blamed by work mates

Maximum Leader
Dec 5, 2014
obscure language fizzbuzz

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
talking to the girl in the office

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


not quite the olympics but 'worlds strongest typing'

qntm
Jun 17, 2009
code golf

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

not quite the olympics but 'worlds strongest typing'

highest dB mechanical keyboard

longest mechanical keyboard typing streak in a cube before someone complains

New Zealand can eat me
Aug 29, 2008

:matters:


yippee cahier posted:

that's the name of my unwanted apple apps folder on my phone

use the beta, delete them

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Maximum Leader posted:

obscure language fizzbuzz

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


the blackberry torch desert dig

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

speed turbin'

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
Shitposting.

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

road cycling with shaggar

Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE
time taken to haul the 450,000 condoms to the olympic village

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
3000m printer haul and panty sniff biathlon

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



endurance fishmeching

super nailgun
Jan 1, 2014


Iridium posted:

the 750ml Drink Until You Don't Regret Your Career Choices Sprint

the 2 Hour Conference Call Marathon, last one to give up and switch to the 750ml Sprint wins

hobbesmaster posted:

100 story point sprint

qntm posted:

yospos triathlon:

  • liking how
  • lolling if
  • being the

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



qntm posted:

yospos triathlon:

  • chome
  • mome
  • lomarf

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

buy athlon

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

Silver Alicorn posted:

3000m printer haul and panty sniff biathlon

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Synchronized gaslighting

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
the 100 meter em dash

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

the 100 meter em dash

hah

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Bloody posted:

buy athlon

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

microsoft bobsled

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



synchronized android clocking

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Cat Face Joe posted:

synchronized android clocking

lol

does this mean every android phone is over-clocked..?

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

carry on then posted:

microsoft bobsled

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
curling

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Men's Backpedaling

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


goddamn why wasn't this the first one in the thread

qntm
Jun 17, 2009

qntm posted:

curling


:mad:

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Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Citizen Tayne posted:

Men's Backpedaling

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