Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Major Isoor
Mar 23, 2011

my morning jackass posted:

heart gold is basically the perfect Pokemon game.

I completely agree - I always thought gen2 was the best (gen3 wasn't bad though), so after playing HG I totally agree that it's the optimal Pokémon game. Very satisfied with the way they re-did it.

As for my gamer confession, it's remarkably similar to this:

trying to jack off posted:

i got a bunch of pc games including my copy of starcraft in the late 90s/early 2000s by renting them from a video store and registering the cd keys
However I never registered any keys online, as I only played single-player games and over the LAN up until I was around 20, when I finally got an internet connection that isn't poo poo. (good ol' semi-rural/suburb-outskirts living, in South Australia. Had dial-up for quite some time before that too, before moving up to a terrible 2GB broadband deal)

However I feel that I've more than made up for it now, seeing as I buy so much on Steam despite always going back to Crusader Kings 2, anyway :downsgun:

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Major Isoor
Mar 23, 2011

Black Baby Goku posted:

There's a huge map game community in IZ

Oh wow, so there is! I don't know how I managed to miss the sticky for it - making my way over there now. Thanks

Major Isoor
Mar 23, 2011
I was discussing Hearts of Iron with a colleague, and that reminded me of a confession I have to make, regarding a fairly long-term multiplayer campaign in Darkest Hour that I played, with two friends.

I was Argentina, and my friends were Brazil and Canada. During the lead-up to the war and in the early years, Brazil and I (both fascist regimes) conquered the entirety of South and Central America, splitting it between us equally, leaving divisions worth of military police garrisons in the annexed states to keep the peace/kill partisans and other unruly civilians. By the time the early '40s rolled around, the three of us had built up our armies quite a lot and managed to make advances into nuclear weaponry, bringing our alliance into the forefront of nuclear technology, alongside the USA. During this period testing was required in order to further our nuclear program, and as I had recently annexed Ecuador I decided to build a nuclear testing facility on the Galapagos Islands, to allow our scientists to get a reading on our weapons' capabilities. (With the minor side-effect of the beautiful flora and fauna being inevitably wiped out as a result)

As our end-goal of the campaign was to take out the USA and have the three of us own the entirety of the Americas, we moved our armies to the north (Canada) and south (Argentina+Brazil) borders of the USA's eastern seaboard - with the intention of racing down the coast, meeting up, then punching through the US armed forces and reaching the western coast. (As fortunately, through Canadian influence within the Allies we were able to keep the US from formally joining the Allies against Germany)
However, our main mistake was that we weren't anticipating the level of sheer determination and unwillingness to lose ground that the Americans displayed. Since as soon as the combined Argentine and Brazilian forces arrived at Corpus Christi (while the Canadian forces crossed the border at various points along the eastern half of the country, to take out much of the USA's industrial capacity as fast as possible) and engaged the bulk of the US forces in the region, the US proceeded to drop 2-3 atomic bombs on Corpus Christi, as well as at least ten other atomic bombs along the US-Canadian border (devastating locations such as Montreal, Ottawa and Boston), causing the forces on both sides of the conflict to be utterly annihilated in mere days.
Naturally, as we had recently assembled a couple of nuclear bombs of our own and that we couldn't leave this slight against us unanswered, (not to mention the fact that hundreds of thousands of our men now lay dead or dying) we proceeded to send our few strategic bombers into US airspace, dropping bombs on their already-crippled nation.

I have no idea how many people died as a result of our warmongering, but boy am I glad that wasn't the real outcome of WW2! :negative: (Although a lot of other things happened that game, too - as I recall the USA wound up being dragged into separate conflicts against India and China, and must've dropped at least twenty atomic bombs, between both nations. Not to mention a German attack on the US mainland, which was eventually put to a stop by the UK, who refused to return Norfolk to the US...)


Also:

In Training posted:

This the most hosed up thing posted so far

Major Isoor fucked around with this message at 08:13 on Sep 23, 2016

Major Isoor
Mar 23, 2011

Bobnumerotres posted:

therers no way im reading all of that new guy, sorry

:D Hah, yeah I just realized how long that ended up being, after hitting 'post' and seeing it! My apologies, I seem to be making a lot more walls-of-texts than normal, since posting in here (it was shorter in my mind, I swear)

Major Isoor
Mar 23, 2011

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Edit: Isoor autocorrects to idiot. :staredog:

I think your browser/spellcheck might know me better than you do! :D

Major Isoor
Mar 23, 2011

In Training posted:

He and his friends killed untold millions of Americans and Brazilians with nuclear weapons in HOI which is dishonorable

And the moral of the story is: Never attack a nuke-toting nation with all your men at once...always leave at least a division or two, to come in afterwards and mop up the remainders!

Although what I'm curious about is this

Knuc U Kinte posted:

games style map gamer
So, just wondering - what's the difference between a Games map gamer and an Imp map gamer? Haven't really had much experience with the latter at this stage, (although I have a feeling I may've seen a couple of your posts here and there, in the Paradox threads) as far as I'm aware, so I'm not entirely certain as to where the distinction lies

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Major Isoor
Mar 23, 2011

rediscover posted:

Yo I have a really similar story. when I was 11 I met a girl on Ragnarok who helped me level up a bunch. I ask her if she wants to get married in game and she says ya sure later. I'm like drat I got a crush on this girl. couples days later, haven't heard from here, was hanging out around the front entrance of the main city where ppl chill at and there she is. with another dude. when I confronted her she asked if she knew me.... got kicked in the feels that day. now i know to never trust a bitch

TheLovablePlutonis posted:

I am delighted to know that RO survived until 2014.

haha well played

  • Locked thread