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Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

HolePisser1982 posted:

On October 4, 1997, I used my car to ram and kill Gunpei Yokoi, the father of the Game Boy

You son of a bitch.

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 10:21

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

I punched my best friend in the face for deleting my level 99 final fantasy 7 save.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2016 12:50

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

Volume posted:

I've never bothered to 100% a game or collect all the trophies/achievements.

I have no remorse.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2016 14:23

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

The guy with emphysema in the apartment next to me grunts and cries when I play videogames too loudly.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 07:10

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

mysterious loyall X posted:

/me logs onto the gbs millennial CUCK FAILS M-M-mm-Megathread

You logged into your own post history.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 00:36

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

Volume posted:

I enjoy casual games like farmville and bejeweled.

You enjoy men's asses.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2016 04:15

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

Good job making this thread blow goats nards, fellas.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2016 17:28

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

Wormskull posted:

How can I sorta encourage this... fun? without facilitating a racially oppressive environment for the puppy? Thanks everybody!!

Lmfao.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2016 20:11

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

Wormskull posted:

My confession is... I like the occasional Games-style poster. lol

This.

# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 10:20

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

Jerkops posted:

I've never played a video game voluntarily

Pauly Walnuts voice: loving qu**r!

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 11:08

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

Pablo Gigante posted:

The only Pokemon I've finished was Blue when it first came out, and the only ones I've played besides it were Leaf Green and X

X is the best one. I filled the pokedex in that one I liked it so much.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 17:45

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

The XIII games are the best in the FF franchise

I liked the first one but haven't had a chance to play the others.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2016 00:23

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

Wormskull posted:

The coolest title is actually Hexen: Deathkings of the Dark Citadel but you were close.

It's actually Imagine: Party Babyz

# ¿ Sep 20, 2016 05:19

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I think Heart Gold is the best.

I got soul silver with a 2ds and I gave it to my nephew and the little motherfucker loved it. Never played it myself.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 16:16

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

One Man Trash posted:

once at my friend Eric Cheung's house we were playing a gen 1 or 2 pokemon game and being really loud and rowdy and having fun. i think we were like 8 years old.

well his grandmother was upset about Eric's grades or something so she seized the gameboy out of his hands and went to smash the cartridge with a hammer. before she did, Eric looked at me to say something and defuse the situation but i just stood there and watched as she brought the hammer down on the pokemon game.

she lived through the japanese annexation of korea and the korean war but i still feel like i should have stopped her. no child deserves that. sorry Eric.

You should suck him off.

# ¿ Sep 23, 2016 06:18