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Do you get offended when you order take out from a Chinese place (or elsewhere) and they deliver 3-4 fortune cookies or several sets of plasticware when its only for yourself? Are you happy with the free food/supplies or are you sad?
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Aug 4, 2016 22:27
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happy and sad don't register on my emotional spectrum, I'm only either docile or full tilt enraged with no greater median
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Aug 4, 2016 22:30
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I'm sad unless I'm drunk I'm always drunk
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Aug 4, 2016 22:36
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Emotions waste time and are inefficient
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Aug 4, 2016 22:51
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hmmmm
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Aug 4, 2016 22:53
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No happy, no saddy, only drinky
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Aug 4, 2016 22:53
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im gay
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Aug 4, 2016 22:53
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I am sad. However i have an update from Drad Bert who died for our sins. 
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Aug 4, 2016 23:10
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A GAY?! WHERE?!
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Aug 4, 2016 23:19
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I get multiple fortunes and the cookies are kinda okay to eat, so I'm cool with it.
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Aug 4, 2016 23:23
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I have refined apathy to an art form.
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Aug 4, 2016 23:25
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i am
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Aug 4, 2016 23:32
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I have a banana in my pocket.
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Aug 4, 2016 23:37
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Aug 4, 2016 23:38
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Not really an answer to my query but dumping your purse out in the thread seems like a solid use anyway.
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Aug 5, 2016 00:11
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:I am sad. lol
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Aug 5, 2016 00:11
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I order single portions so I never have this problem, OP. Also, American-Chinese food sucks.
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Aug 5, 2016 00:12
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I ordered a Happy Family to try and be happy because I was sad, but it had a crab face in it where they cut the crabs face off to kill it then accidentally (or intentionally) swept the garbage entrails and crab face back into the dish. Which made me even more sad.
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Aug 5, 2016 00:21
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Miso Beno posted:i am now that right there is a goddamned lie
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Aug 5, 2016 00:38
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SurfaceDetail posted:Do you get offended when you order take out from a Chinese place (or elsewhere) and they deliver 3-4 fortune cookies or several sets of plasticware when its only for yourself? I order a lot of Chinese food at once because I like to eat the leftovers over a few lunches, so I'm happy with bonus cookies. If I was planning to gorge on an amount of food that would feed several adults, I guess the cookies and utensils would make me sad.
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Aug 5, 2016 00:45
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i'm pretty happy right now, thanks for asking
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Aug 5, 2016 00:54
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I'm filled with rage 24/7. Like peak 100% rage. It doesn't subside even when I sleep. So fortune cookies have zero effect on this raw anger.
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Aug 5, 2016 00:54
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actually i'm really sad, I think i'm going to kill myself
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Aug 5, 2016 00:55
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nevermind, I'm happy again! boy, I wonder what made me so sad just now.
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Aug 5, 2016 00:55
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i am retarded, op
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Aug 5, 2016 01:11
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suck my dirrty loving dick op
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Aug 5, 2016 01:14
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Airborne Viking posted:nevermind, I'm happy again! boy, I wonder what made me so sad just now. clap your hands
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Aug 5, 2016 01:19
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I am not inordinately unhappy
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Aug 5, 2016 01:22
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mad
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Aug 5, 2016 01:23
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I've eaten chinese food like twice and it sucked both times so gently caress that poo poo op
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Aug 5, 2016 01:46
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Our father who art in heaven
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Aug 5, 2016 02:23
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I live in a place with actual Chinese people, so many that even the Japanese places are run by Chinese people, and have never received fortune cookies. I went to PF Changs once in America and it was disgusting mall food court poo poo. Is that what you think Chinese food is?
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Aug 5, 2016 02:48
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i am the perfect picture of stoicism in every moment of my daily life with the exception of when i'm driving to cop drugs and there is traffic or some retard in front of me driving the speed limit for some ridiculous reason
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Aug 5, 2016 02:52
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:I live in a place with actual Chinese people, so many that even the Japanese places are run by Chinese people, and have never received fortune cookies. American Chinese food is way better than Chinese food. Sorry
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Aug 5, 2016 02:53
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Robot Pride posted:i am the perfect picture of stoicism in every moment of my daily life with the exception of when i'm driving to cop drugs and there is traffic or some retard in front of me driving the speed limit for some ridiculous reason Same but picking up Chinese food.
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Aug 5, 2016 02:54
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I am both sad and happy at the same time. I'm the walking contradiction, the ying and the yang. Also gay
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Aug 5, 2016 03:22
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stabbing
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Aug 5, 2016 06:29
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One thing to do if you're bored and sad is pick your scabs!
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Aug 5, 2016 07:21
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:I am sad. ...i am afraid of the lions so i am gonna sit on the fence until scythe legalizes krustianity
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Aug 5, 2016 07:23
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Who cares. *shrugs*
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