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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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SurfaceDetail posted:

Do you get offended when you order take out from a Chinese place (or elsewhere) and they deliver 3-4 fortune cookies or several sets of plasticware when its only for yourself?

Are you happy with the free food/supplies or are you sad?

You should actually be offended if you order a bunch of food and they only bring you 1 fortune cookie and 1 set of plasticware.

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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Iron Prince posted:

but you can also suck my fuckin dick

Only if you suck my dick first you gently caress man.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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Iron Prince posted:

let's call it even with a firm man to man 69

I'm sorry, since I am the dominate male in this relationship, I require you to pleasure me before I can offer you any pleasure.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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Iron Prince posted:

Maybe we can pull a good ol fashion "Bermuda triangle"

I don't think so, Drad Bert is a disgusting man and I will have no part in that.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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The Dennis System posted:

I never order take-out because my social anxiety is so extreme that I don't even want to have to interact with a delivery person.

You gotta do it' the Home Alone / Drug Dealer way and make it a dead drop delivery. Put the money so the delivery person can grab it and leave your delivery food on the porch. Then you can grab it safely once they have left.

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