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Could his face be any more punchable?
No. but please punch anyway
Yes. but please punch anyway.
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Ayeka
May 28, 2016

Wafflz posted:

I need a second opinion.

Fine, you're ugly as well

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Ayeka posted:

Fine, you're ugly as well

Interesting. I suppose I should enter that competition a few threads down.

PaletteSwappedNinja
Jun 3, 2008

One Nation, Under God.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/cri...n=NYDailyNewsTw

"Zimmerman said that a large fat man wearing an orange shirt approached him and told him, “You better get the f*** out of here you n****r lover, you ain’t welcome here.”

The man, identified as “Eddie,” then punched him in the face.

Zimmerman told the Orlando Sentinel he believes the incident was a miscommunication. He said the man was apparently intoxicated and thought he was Matthew Apperson, who was accused of shooting at Zimmerman during a road-rage confrontation last year.

Zimmerman said the man told him to go away and accused him of “shooting George Zimmerman,” prompting the fight.
"

wyntyr
Mar 27, 2006
I lust for Zimmerman death

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

PaletteSwappedNinja posted:

you n****r lover

I'm pretty sure George is the exact opposite of this.

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة
i can't tell if this makes it better or not

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Chinatown posted:

i hope he dies

seconding chinatown

by the way i really enjoy chinatown's posts, for serious

the best way to describe it is that they're refreshingly blasé and honest

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Ayeka posted:

Fine, you're ugly as well

how's tenchi been treating ya, princess?

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


that the white hispanic man that killed obama's son right?

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
No, no, you don't understand. I'm a HUGE racist! - Zim Zam

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

signalnoise posted:

No, no, you don't understand. I'm a HUGE racist! - Zim Zam

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
who cares about that kid he's been dead like 10 years now lmao

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
he'd be like 70 if he lived come on

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
does vegas have a line on how many more years the zim zam will be alive for

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


reallivedinosaur posted:

who cares about that kid he's been dead like 10 years now lmao

it's not like his life was worth anything

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


lmao he tried to use the fact that he killed an unarmed teenager as a pickupline

edit: wait no what actualy happened is even better. the zimzam is an endless pot of laughter.

TrixR4kids
Jul 29, 2006

LOGIC AND COMMON SENSE? YOU AIN'T GET THAT FROM ME!

quote:

“This man just punched me in the face,” Zimmerman told a 911 dispatcher. “He said he was going to kill me. You need to send three or four cops.”

But staff at the restaurant and witnesses countered the acquitted murderer’s account and said the incident was nothing more than a shoving match that stemmed from Zimmerman bragging about his notorious past.

Nah he couldn't possibly be exaggerating his injuries...

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Nathilus posted:

This also touches on something I don't understand. For tge amount of random killings we have, there sure is a strange lack of targetted killings. For example, in z's case you'd expect there to still be a few black panthers left outside of prison who would lust for his black teen killing rear end death.

Yeah I've always wondered this too. I hear stories every other day about a guy being killed over a parking space or for playing music too loud yet I've never read a story ever of the neighborhood wheelchair theif / guy who steals from donation jars being killed. Why is that? You'd think the average angry man with a gun would be way more pissed at the latter types.

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
Hello! I murdered a teenager in cold blood and became a viral sensation! No, really, it's true! Don't believe me? Here's my personal identification card, complete with home address!

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

PaletteSwappedNinja posted:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/cri...n=NYDailyNewsTw

"Zimmerman said that a large fat man wearing an orange shirt approached him and told him, “You better get the f*** out of here you n****r lover, you ain’t welcome here.."


That's a mirror, George.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
what kind of whiny bitch calls the police after losing a bar fight

prolly a millienial

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Profondo Rosso posted:

lmao he tried to use the fact that he killed an unarmed teenager as a pickupline

edit: wait no what actualy happened is even better. the zimzam is an endless pot of laughter.

He is, and I hope he lives forever.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

cuck cuck im gay posted:

Yeah I've always wondered this too. I hear stories every other day about a guy being killed over a parking space or for playing music too loud yet I've never read a story ever of the neighborhood wheelchair theif / guy who steals from donation jars being killed. Why is that? You'd think the average angry man with a gun would be way more pissed at the latter types.

For some reason crazy angry people seem to like taking their frustrations out on schoolchildren or w/e rather than the koch bros or rear end in a top hat sheriff so and so or cock businessfuck no one curr, or whoever else you could be mad at. :shrug:

G.I. Jaw
Mar 26, 2003

More cake, Mrs. Tuffington?

Nap Ghost

The White Dragon posted:

i love this avatar and i guess it kinda provides its own context but i've always wondered what it's from

Some goon drew a lot of these (pictures of butts with faces painted on) in some thread a long time ago. Another goon turned it into the gif and suggested someone make it their avatar with the accompanying text so I did!

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
It's pretty much unthinkable that this guy is gonna die a peaceful death.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

The Protagonist posted:

It's pretty much unthinkable that this guy is gonna die a peaceful death.

i feel the same way but you just know hes gonna die at like 94 surrounded by his kids and grandkids

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

Nathilus posted:

This also touches on something I don't understand. For tge amount of random killings we have, there sure is a strange lack of targetted killings. For example, in z's case you'd expect there to still be a few black panthers left outside of prison who would lust for his black teen killing rear end death.

someone already shot up his car while he was inside it

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
I have a feeling the ZimZam did not have his life threatened at all and he was just making that up because he was really scared and wanted the police to make the bad man go away.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
i unironically want him to have a kid with casey anthony and create the ultimate offspring: Florida Man

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

ElectricSheep posted:

i unironically want him to have a kid with casey anthony and create the ultimate offspring: Florida Man

:golfclap:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

havnt enough people been hurt over this???

DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003
He should have shot the man who punched him

Crash74
May 11, 2009
To be fair george zimmerman has a very punchable face:

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Crash74 posted:

To be fair george zimmerman has a very punchable face:


I really wanna hit that face. I mean I wanna smash it! No, poo poo! I mean i wanna pound it! I mean, i mean.. MAMA! *suckling noises*

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

guys i have something to admit

im george zippeman

Crash74
May 11, 2009

numberoneposter posted:

guys i have something to admit

im george zippeman

yo pm me your address so i can come and punch your face

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

wanna knead that face like dough

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

Crash74 posted:

yo pm me your address so i can come and punch your face

Actually just post it here too. I don't have PMs.

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

https://i.imgur.com/m5c9sOp.jpg
:nws:

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