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Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

like a dog

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Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

chris christie picking up trump's mcdonalds

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

sherriff star

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

I'M A PIONEER. I'M AN EXPLORER. I'M A HUMAN AND I'M COMING.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

diet pills

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

you can't always get what you want

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
that time ben carson lied about trying to stab his best friend

as in lied by saying that he did try

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

the man who died for ben carson's grifting campaign

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Constant Hamprince posted:

that time ben carson lied about trying to stab his best friend

as in lied by saying that he did try

that time he told a similar lie about attacking his own mother with a hammer. Might have been the same time

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
The fact that said ben carson was the only republican polling ahead of trump at one point

Princess Di
Apr 23, 2016

by zen death robot
The last time Chris Christie experienced manhood; while pointing out Rubio's AI server.

MaxNV
Jan 3, 2011


That two people died while working on Carson's scampaign.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
no convention schedule

MaxNV
Jan 3, 2011


Basketball ring

MaxNV
Jan 3, 2011


Announcing your running mate in April.

MaxNV
Jan 3, 2011


None of the living republican presidents were present at the RNC.
The DNC had all their living presidents appear in some way.

MaxNV
Jan 3, 2011


Princess Di
Apr 23, 2016

by zen death robot
The DNC name dropping Reagan more often than the RNC.

The random appearance of the avocado lady.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

https://youtu.be/SrVeWrT0Fnw

Just all of this.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Zas posted:

duchess
I keep seeing this, but don't remember what it means. Someone please explain.

mightygerm
Jun 29, 2002



MaxNV
Jan 3, 2011


frankenfreak posted:

I keep seeing this, but don't remember what it means. Someone please explain.

Trump had a secret volunteer phone bank in Trump Tower. To get in you had to go to security and say the codeword "duchess" to be taken to the room.

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

Jeb in the push pin hoodie.
Scott Walker eating BBQ wearing gloves.
Trump eating pizza with Palin using knife and fork.
Trump eating KFC with knife and fork on his private jet.
Taco Bowl (someone might have gotten that one already)

MaxNV
Jan 3, 2011


The Ted Cruz lookalike porno :barf:

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006


Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

i'm a little embarrassed no one is as into this as I am lol

but I really like http://thisfuckingelection.com

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
having to literally push Ben Carson onto stage during a debate

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008


A block of granite.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Jebbisms~

I love my dad. I'd kill for him.

My mom is the strongest woman I know (She should be running!)

Slow and steady wins the race.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Birdie Sanders

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

The Jeb Turtle videos

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:
Ted Cruz eating a tonsil stone

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:
Ted Cruz's daughter crying when he tried to hug her

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/498211667818586112?lang=de

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
The time we thought Ted Cruz had several mistresses and cable news cherry-picked the term Cuban Mistress Crisis from a goon.

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Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!



holy poo poo lol

I've sadly missed out on this election mostly so I don't know what half the posts in this thread refer to, I regret it, it seems like a doozy but the UK has had its own poo poo to worry about.

Most of all I regret entirely missing Jeb!

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