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Lpzie posted:Cannot wait to see how far Zika travels after these games. I think I played a flash game about this. The whole world is going to be infected except for Madagascar
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tacodaemon posted:Xinhua is relishing the chance to poo poo on somebody else's crappy Olympics They poo poo all over the London Olympics even though they went quite well  (as in nobody got swamp dick, nobody got arrested for having a camera)
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Snatch Duster posted:At least Brazil has pokemans go now 
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I'm betting 50:50 that the opening ceremony gets blown up tonight.
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Grouchio posted:I'm betting 50:50 that the opening ceremony gets blown up tonight. do any online betting sites have the balls to actually book this? I mean you can bet on presidental elections, why not is-bombings?
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Grouchio posted:I'm betting 50:50 that the opening ceremony gets blown up tonight. I've got a parlay bet going on Bodog that will pay out for thirty half hours of discounted Rio prostitute time if: Seu Jorge plays two of his lovely David Bowie covers and, Pele falls over and, Xuxa gets hit with a flare and, Male Feminist outrage over overly sexy Carnival cultural costumes shuts down the #olympics hashtag and, NBC is forced to use mostly zoomed out wide shots as water borne pathogens make most of the white-panted athlete delegations unfilmable.
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lol bulbassault is a kick rear end name
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numberoneposter posted:the road race is right off the bat holy crap A foot race before the sun comes up (or at least about the time it does) sounds like great cover for favela attacks with their fancy holo-sighted rifles. 
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I've learnt a lot from these Olympics. For example: Torch thefts: attempts 2, successes 2 Torch extinguishings: attempts 2, successes 0 You'd think it'd be the other way around
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GBS already has a thread for this. As funny as it is WE DON't NEed TWO THREADS fuckmnan
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What was wrong with the old thread?
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Well the old thread is kinda long and considering the Olympics is actually starting soon it makes sense to start a new one instead of telling people to jump to page 566 for the goodies or whatever.
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Real hurthling! posted:lol bulbassault is a kick rear end name Mods namechange pls
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Some of the UK betting shops are doing a special deal where if you bet for a UK athlete and they come second to a Russian competitor they will award you your bet as if they had come first.
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Viruswithshoes posted:What was wrong with the old thread? The OP was banned, so it wasn't exactly possible to keep the OP post updated with new developments.
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And this way the old thread can be perfectly preserved so we don't look like dicks if things somehow go smoothly.
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this is going to be a great olymbics im excited to see how bad it will get
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Phrosphor posted:Some of the UK betting shops are doing a special deal where if you bet for a UK athlete and they come second to a Russian competitor they will award you your bet as if they had come first. i looked it up, and i don't think anyone has to worry about this happening. the british are only consistently competitive with rowing and sailing, though every once in a while they do produce exceptional single athletes in other sports. the winners of the water events will be whoever has the best immune systems.
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numberoneposter posted:the road race is right off the bat holy crap For those not in the know, this is the event where everyone vomits/shits their pants.
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Serious Frolicking posted:i looked it up, and i don't think anyone has to worry about this happening. the british are only consistently competitive with rowing and sailing, though every once in a while they do produce exceptional single athletes in other sports. the winners of the water events will be whoever has the best immune systems. nah there's a pretty good chance the UK female boxer is gonna take a medal, I forget which weight class Mo Farah is a good long distance runner, and cycling did pretty well last time out E: I suppose it doesn't contradict you, you could say they're good single athletes, but since these days any athlete only has a very limited competitive lifespan it's much less consistent than it used to be for any country. But boxing, usually some kind of long distance or marathon runner, like a diver or a swimmer, sailing and rowing as you say, and cycling are pretty consistent events for the UK Anyway UK gold for dressage, calling it now. simplefish fucked around with this message at 10:33 on Aug 5, 2016 |
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I've always wanted to go to Brazil but the Olympic thread destroyed that.
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simplefish posted:nah there's a pretty good chance the UK female boxer is gonna take a medal, I forget which weight class mostly i just wanted to make fun of gb pretending to compete with the russian roid-fueled monstrosities, but i guess the last couple games they have done quite well (4th and 3rd in beijing and london). though, gb has been kind of lovely overall since the 1920's but i'm guessing most of the major competitors have very uneven records so that's not entirely fair.
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hemophilia posted:GBS already has a thread for this. As funny as it is WE DON't NEed TWO THREADS fuckmnan Viruswithshoes posted:What was wrong with the old thread? Golem II posted:There's already an Olympic thread. If any of you actually read that thread you would know why we have this one.
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Show the link of the torch being stolen by the favela kids thats a good one.
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Also requesting "Torchbearer half-squatting uncomfortably near soon-to-be-dead jaguar, surrounded by armed men" please. E: oh fine I'll do it myself 
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Fauxtool posted:How do the cops get away with shooting first so often, is the crime so bad that people just assume anyone that gets shot by cops probably deserved it? Mostly yeah
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You can compare it to the attitude a lot of Americans have to cops (support are boys in blue!), only instead of defending them unconditionally when a black adult gets shot they do it upon the murder of children of any color wearing flip-flops
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Kitty Chiller up in this motherfucker: "Everything is fine. " I bet she had that dead eye stare like Chris Christie introducing Donald Trump
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Virigoth posted:Kitty Chiller up in this motherfucker: "Everything is fine. " I bet she had that dead eye stare like Chris Christie introducing Donald Trump Link? Last time she did it she sounded pretty sarcastic. It'll be sad if they've finally managed to turn her
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simplefish posted:Link? Last time she did it she sounded pretty sarcastic. It'll be sad if they've finally managed to turn her She has actually been pretty radio silent on social media and the news. I did find this hilarious article where her own media is like please shut up. Kitty fatigue
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TotalVPN has garbage speeds to Canada if anyone planned on using them to watch CBC btw. Waste of money.
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Olypics? More like old-limp-dicks.
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So is the Brazilian Olympics logo just a pair of crotchless thong-underwear?
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Bringo.org seems to be parked. I need my card! Edit: VVVV I'm an idiot. Brother Tadger fucked around with this message at 13:17 on Aug 5, 2016 |
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Oh yeah, remove the www - it's just http://bringo.org. I just realized i never got around to setting up the wildcard subdomain forwarder, I'll get that taken care of today e: looks like the dns has finished propagating worldwide, it should be fixed now Sentient Data fucked around with this message at 14:22 on Aug 5, 2016 |
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You see, all those athletes saying they had no working showers were lying, this is proof.
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