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I find myself capable of accepting that life is pain and getting my kicks where I can. Some days are way more poo poo than others, but when I have one of those I generally think "this too shall pass". The only way I ever see me killing myself is in the face of debilitating and incurable illness. Or if I dishonored myself on the battlefield. Neither is very likely so I'm afraid y'all are stuck with me for a while. You'll just have to put up with the faggotry and retardation I guess. Being an utterly useless piece of poo poo is something else I can accept. What about everyone else? Can yall handle the grey wastes of an uncaring and ultimately futile existence or will you be checking out soon? No judgement here, your life is your own property.
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Maybe you should reconsider OP.
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now that I get electroconvulsive treatment on the reg, I will definitely live forever
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Takane posted:Maybe you should reconsider OP.
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Takane posted:Maybe you should reconsider OP. Nah. Even though I hosed up and no checkboxes. We all make these sorts of minor mistakes after all. If such were a mortal dishonor gbs would be empty.
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Aug 5, 2016 12:42
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You are making a mistake
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Aug 5, 2016 12:43
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op live life to the fullest and then suicide by cop if you are black you will be remembered as a martyr an d drive ratings for a week fulfilling a true irony where your life has more value nad meaning after death a goons deth
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Top City Homo posted:op live life to the fullest and then suicide by cop autoerotic asphyxiation. It's both presumably pleasant and a truly fitting end for a goon. But as I said don't count me in unless there are catastrophic circumstances. I'm too much of a fan of the non-asphyxiation kind of autoeroticism.
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Aug 5, 2016 12:50
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I can not die until i completly mastered the art of sucking myself off so i can die from snapping my snpine and choking on my own dick.
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Aug 5, 2016 12:56
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op i have just read that you are not planning on killing yourself u need to learn to keep your commitments its the only way to get ahead in life
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Aug 5, 2016 12:56
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Every moment of continued existence is an act of suffering, Embrace the end, Kill the self, and embrace nothingness.
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Aug 5, 2016 12:57
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This morning I had a dream that my wife kept yelling "I sucked his dick for a piece of pie!" "I sucked his dick for a piece of pie!" and I was all "goddammit I'm going to kill myself and then you'll feel bad about sucking some dudes dick for a piece of pie" and then I woke up because I was trying to muffle myself to death with a pillow.
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Yolomon Wayne posted:I can not die until i completly mastered the art of sucking myself off so i can die from snapping my snpine and choking on my own dick. You are truly a voyager in the most profound, cosmic sense. I respect your attempts to enlarge the bubble of what is real. While I'm not a believer in any kind of afterlife, I feel that through great deeds and greater daring, one can expand what it means to be human. It is immortality, of a sort. Worlds Smuggest posted:Every moment of continued existence is an act of suffering, Embrace the end, Kill the self, and embrace nothingness. Nah. There are too many tasty animals to eat, kinds of porn to be jerked to, weird experiences to savor. There is too much dumb poo poo to be said and posted, innocence to be despoiled, and cute people to be oggled. Too many idiots to be condescended to, scorned, and replied to sarcastically. Yes, there is much yet to do.
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Aug 5, 2016 13:05
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without pain life is meaningless op. im here to give youre life meaning  edit i wanted to do the unsmigh emote but i cant remember how many gs it has and if i look at the smiley page my browser will crash. sorr
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lonesomedwarf posted:without pain life is meaningless op. im here to give youre life meaning Augh! U DONT KNOW WHAT PAIN IS!!!!!!! 
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Nathilus posted:Nah. There are too many tasty animals to eat, kinds of porn to be jerked to, weird experiences to savor. There is too much dumb poo poo to be said and posted, innocence to be despoiled, and cute people to be oggled. Too many idiots to be condescended to, scorned, and replied to sarcastically. Yes, there is much yet to do. There's only about 20 good and tasty animals, once you've had them about 100 different ways it means nothing, There's only a few tetrabytes of porn that is actually decent, SA is slowly dying because we're running out of good dumb poo poo to post, we have review of history threads coming for a reason, cutey's will always be around but after seeing a few thousand outside of porn it wears off, idiocy is rampant and it's getting harder to fight stupid people online, While there may be things to do, it is unlikely we shall do them. Embrace the End and Abandon your foolish hope. 
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Aug 5, 2016 13:38
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i know a guy who tried to hang himself, but the janitor found him before he died but not before he got brain damage. now he slurs his words A LOT
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Aug 5, 2016 13:44
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firends death is good and i want to die loving
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Aug 5, 2016 13:45
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de_dust posted:i know a guy who tried to hang himself, but the janitor found him before he died Thats why you do either long drop or use a more practical and efficient method like setting yourself on fire.
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Aug 5, 2016 13:46
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fire sounds like a worse idea, what if some rear end in a top hat puts you out. youll look like chewed bubble gum
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Aug 5, 2016 13:48
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the best way to kill yourself is on live television, that way you become a superstar right before you die
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Aug 5, 2016 13:49
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It's why suicide is a private thing, or you need really strong fuel, like mixing Styrofoam into gasoline so it dissolves into napalm which you can't just dump water on to put out. but you die pretty fast once it burns through the outer layer or you die from oxygen deprivation first.
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Aug 5, 2016 13:51
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You dont die particularly fast go watch the video of that guy who got burned alive in a cage by isis, it takes a while
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Aug 5, 2016 13:52
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im going to livestream my elaborate rube goldberg-esque machine assisted suicide on youtube
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Aug 5, 2016 13:53
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Top City Homo posted:op live life to the fullest and then suicide by cop OP could go into a police station wearing blackface and carrying a 3 musketeers bar in a gun holster
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Aug 5, 2016 13:54
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That's good, OP. Don't plan, you'll overthink it. It's better to keep things spontaneous.
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Aug 5, 2016 13:56
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Right now I'm considering a nice icy cold glass of water. It's not quite the same as staring into the icy bottomless abyss, but close enough. I have to make do with what I have on hand and all I've got is a glass of water and some ice cubes.
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Keep up the good work, sport
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Aug 5, 2016 14:04
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i just ate some day out of date sushi from a supermarket.... 
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What if everyone called you Fathilus for the next 3 or 4 pages?
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Nathilus posted:I find myself capable of accepting that life is pain and getting my kicks where I can. Some days are way more poo poo than others, but when I have one of those I generally think "this too shall pass". That's a good thing, op, and I hope you are obsessed by your own sexuality just the right amount.
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Wafflz posted:What if everyone called you Fathilus for the next 3 or 4 pages? well, one of the reasons he said he wanted to live was because there was food he has yet to eat. nice motivation to live... fatty.
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I don't even need to be a doctor to see most of you people abuse alcohol drugs or have depression issues . if you're super depressed you need a doctor . If you're kind of MEH you need some exercise . this kind of consultation is free
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Aug 5, 2016 14:23
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Eat less meat, stop watching porn and go outside, thank God for every day as life is a blessing, amen
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Aug 5, 2016 14:29
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eat more meat, watch more porn, suck more dick
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Aug 5, 2016 14:42
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Bad news op. I'm afraid you have terminal bad poster syndrome.
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i'll probably kill myself....LATER suck it, nerds and fuckmen
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Microwaves Mom posted:Bad news op. I'm afraid you have terminal bad poster syndrome. How does he post from a terminal?
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i choose to believe in the hollow earth, for some people disbelief is more comfortable
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im a moleman
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