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Saint Isaias Boner posted:i'll probably kill myself....LATER I'm going to kill myself 1 second before I was going to die anyway and I'll yell "Well th..." and then realise I probably should have allocated more time for a kick rear end death monologue.
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RobattoJesus posted:I'm going to kill myself 1 second before I was going to die anyway and I'll yell "Well th..." and then realise I probably should have allocated more time for a kick rear end death monologue. it's a solid plan. it's hard to get much out when you're suffocating under a 400lb man's rear end anyway
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dad gay. so what posted:i choose to believe in the hollow earth, for some people disbelief is more comfortable maybe more people would know about it if you posted what you found in those scrolls like you said you would im a dero
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Well, poo poo. Looks like I have to change my weekend plans.
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Lets see who wins in november
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im a bugbear
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Philosopher King posted:Lets see who wins in november I don't see things getting better either way. And they're pretty poo poo as is.
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I once worked around old people who were covered in bed sores and drooling all over themselves and it made me think that I would rather be dead than dead eyed and incapable of cleaning up my own drool. But that was 30 y/o me talking. 90 y/o me will probably be hooked up in some VR utopia, fed and evacuated with automatic tubes and he wont even know he is covered in bed sores and drooling.
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monkey posted:I once worked around old people who were covered in bed sores and drooling all over themselves and it made me think that I would rather be dead than dead eyed and incapable of cleaning up my own drool. But that was 30 y/o me talking. 90 y/o me will probably be hooked up in some VR utopia, fed and evacuated with automatic tubes and he wont even know he is covered in bed sores and drooling. plus youll be dead
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Aug 5, 2016 15:07
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What about the slow death you're inflicting on yourself by being so fat? Your eating habits are your suicide it's just a longer play.
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monkey posted:I once worked around old people who were covered in bed sores and drooling all over themselves and it made me think that I would rather be dead than dead eyed and incapable of cleaning up my own drool. But that was 30 y/o me talking. 90 y/o me will probably be hooked up in some VR utopia, fed and evacuated with automatic tubes and he wont even know he is covered in bed sores and drooling. lol as if they'll spring for VR for poors. unless you're insanely rich you'll be neglected in some grey nursing home prison or starving on the streets long before you hit 90 just like the rest of us
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Aug 5, 2016 15:29
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No plan survives contact with the enemy, op, but good luck!
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I don't wish you luck, OP.
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Aug 5, 2016 16:21
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You're killing yourself with food, actually.
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Just think of all the people who will laugh about the fact that you ended your pathetic existence with suicide. Every confident good looking rear end in a top hat who tormented you during your developing years will probably greet the news of your demise with a smirk and a cutting remark along the lines of "what a pussy." Neigh its better to live long enough to be forgotten by everyone than to end your existence relatively young. Barring that becoming a spree killer is always an option.
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skeletonotherkin posted:Just think of all the people who will laugh about the fact that you ended your pathetic existence with suicide. Every confident good looking rear end in a top hat who tormented you during your developing years will probably greet the news of your demise with a smirk and a cutting remark along the lines of "what a pussy." Neigh its better to live long enough to be forgotten by everyone than to end your existence relatively young. Barring that becoming a spree killer is always an option. uh stop progecting bro
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Aug 5, 2016 19:14
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Bye shaq 
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Enfield posted:uh stop progecting bro I'm hate shaped like a man.
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Germstore posted:eat more meat, watch more porn, suck more dick Word.
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Takane posted:Maybe you should reconsider OP.
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I'm planning on killing myself
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Aug 6, 2016 02:19
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just read the title and that's too bad
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Celluloid Sam posted:just read the title and that's too bad Why don't you do it instead if you care so much???
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Nathilus posted:Why don't you do it instead if you care so much??? man you want my son to grow up without a father what's wrong with you
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Celluloid Sam posted:man you want my son to grow up without a father what's wrong with you Kill the kid too he will prolly be better off that way anyway. At least this way he won't have to turn into a smart hunky cis jock so as to dissapoint his dumb nerd gay dad.
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haha man everyone is mad as hell today
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i dont want you to kill yourself Nathilus
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Celluloid Sam posted:haha man everyone is mad as hell today IM OUT OF WEED!  Thats why.
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If anyone calls me fat right now I'm gonna sever their genitals. I can handle that poo poo while stoned but not right now.
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i feel like there must be a reason being called fat bothers you so much but I can't quite put my finger on what it could be
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Celluloid Sam posted:i feel like there must be a reason being called fat bothers you so much but I can't quite put my finger on what it could be Because I'm not fat. It's a stupid insult. It's like calling someone a furry when their actual proclivities are really nasty gay porn. It doesn't cut to the bone because they are not furry, but having 800 people a day telling them they are is still obnoxious. Thats why I get so goddamm mad. Fukkin assholes. :haaaaaaaaauk-spit:
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Aug 6, 2016 02:55
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haha so you're a furry too
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Aug 6, 2016 02:56
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And YOU fukkin started it you piece of poo poo.  Cry for me fucker/father
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it's really funny to me I'm sorry hahaha
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Celluloid Sam posted:haha so you're a furry too NO you fukkin DONT dog. No. Bad. If this catches on I swear to god I'll post furry bullshit in every single one of your threads.
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Nathilus is most definitely NOT a furry
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https://youtu.be/f_iqM6iy7sY Watch urself
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Wafflz posted:Furhilus Fffffffffffff!
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