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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > I'm not planning on killing myself
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Death before dishonor obviously. No need for a second I'm badass..
I long for the icy embrace of the changeless abyss
There is no such thing as true death
Especially when you :goku:
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Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
Any tips on creating a good suicide plan?

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a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
My life is pretty bad due directly to my own choices but what can you do in this world?

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


 1-800-273-TALK

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Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
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Celluloid Sam posted:

1-800-273-TALK

Nah.

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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
I've just been blackmailed into saying that dgsw needs to suck drad bert's cock. So hopefully he gets on that asap. What a world.

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Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

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Nathilus posted:

I've just been blackmailed into saying that dgsw needs to suck drad bert's cock. So hopefully he gets on that asap. What a world.

I fuckin wish dgsw would chew on my sin meat

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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Ben Smash posted:

I fuckin wish dgsw would chew on my sin meat

same. He shore gotta purdy mouth.

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Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

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Grimey Drawer

Nathilus posted:

same. He shore gotta purdy mouth.

I'm convinced dgsw is a beautiful insecure woman just begging for a strong man to see her through her abrasive façade and open up her heart via her butthole.

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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Ben Smash posted:

I'm convinced dgsw is a beautiful insecure woman just begging for a strong man to see her through her abrasive façade and open up her heart via her butthole.

to be fair we are all pathetic asshats who use our hate and scorn and shields. Personally my hate keeps me strong. I like the movie falling down. :)

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Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Nathilus posted:

to be fair we are all pathetic asshats who use our hate and scorn and shields. Personally my hate keeps me strong. I like the movie falling down. :)

But that dude got shot at the end. Sorry for the spoilers

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Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

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Nathilus posted:

to be fair we are all pathetic asshats who use our hate and scorn and shields. Personally my hate keeps me strong. I like the movie falling down. :)

Yeah but we're not supervillains. Its gotta be exhausting.

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Nathilus posted:

to be fair we are all pathetic asshats who use our hate and scorn and shields. Personally my hate keeps me strong. I like the movie falling down. :)

*ahem*

nathilus fat.

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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Wamdoodle posted:

But that dude got shot at the end. Sorry for the spoilers

A fitting end for a true american.

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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Ben Smash posted:

Yeah but we're not supervillains. Its gotta be exhausting.

The end of a goon~

https://youtu.be/aTqHbiE0vl8

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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Iron Prince posted:

*ahem*

nathilus fat.

Iron putz.

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