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Death before dishonor obviously. No need for a second I'm badass..
I long for the icy embrace of the changeless abyss
There is no such thing as true death
Especially when you :goku:
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Worlds Smuggest
Mar 13, 2010
Every moment of continued existence is an act of suffering, Embrace the end, Kill the self, and embrace nothingness.

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Worlds Smuggest
Mar 13, 2010

Nathilus posted:

Nah. There are too many tasty animals to eat, kinds of porn to be jerked to, weird experiences to savor. There is too much dumb poo poo to be said and posted, innocence to be despoiled, and cute people to be oggled. Too many idiots to be condescended to, scorned, and replied to sarcastically. Yes, there is much yet to do.

There's only about 20 good and tasty animals, once you've had them about 100 different ways it means nothing, There's only a few tetrabytes of porn that is actually decent, SA is slowly dying because we're running out of good dumb poo poo to post, we have review of history threads coming for a reason, cutey's will always be around but after seeing a few thousand outside of porn it wears off, idiocy is rampant and it's getting harder to fight stupid people online, While there may be things to do, it is unlikely we shall do them.

Embrace the End and Abandon your foolish hope. :smith:

Worlds Smuggest
Mar 13, 2010

de_dust posted:

i know a guy who tried to hang himself, but the janitor found him before he died

but not before he got brain damage. now he slurs his words A LOT

Thats why you do either long drop or use a more practical and efficient method like setting yourself on fire.

Worlds Smuggest
Mar 13, 2010
It's why suicide is a private thing, or you need really strong fuel, like mixing Styrofoam into gasoline so it dissolves into napalm which you can't just dump water on to put out.

but you die pretty fast once it burns through the outer layer or you die from oxygen deprivation first.

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