I'm not planning on killing myself

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Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

I find myself capable of accepting that life is pain and getting my kicks where I can. Some days are way more poo poo than others, but when I have one of those I generally think "this too shall pass".

The only way I ever see me killing myself is in the face of debilitating and incurable illness. Or if I dishonored myself on the battlefield. Neither is very likely so I'm afraid y'all are stuck with me for a while. You'll just have to put up with the faggotry and retardation I guess. Being an utterly useless piece of poo poo is something else I can accept.

What about everyone else? Can yall handle the grey wastes of an uncaring and ultimately futile existence or will you be checking out soon? No judgement here, your life is your own property.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 12:38

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 23:33

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Takane posted:

Maybe you should reconsider OP.

Nah. Even though I hosed up and no checkboxes. We all make these sorts of minor mistakes after all. If such were a mortal dishonor gbs would be empty.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 12:42

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Yolomon Wayne posted:

I can not die until i completly mastered the art of sucking myself off so i can die from snapping my snpine and choking on my own dick.

You are truly a voyager in the most profound, cosmic sense. I respect your attempts to enlarge the bubble of what is real. While I'm not a believer in any kind of afterlife, I feel that through great deeds and greater daring, one can expand what it means to be human. It is immortality, of a sort.

Worlds Smuggest posted:

Every moment of continued existence is an act of suffering, Embrace the end, Kill the self, and embrace nothingness.

Nah. There are too many tasty animals to eat, kinds of porn to be jerked to, weird experiences to savor. There is too much dumb poo poo to be said and posted, innocence to be despoiled, and cute people to be oggled. Too many idiots to be condescended to, scorned, and replied to sarcastically. Yes, there is much yet to do.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 13:05

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

lonesomedwarf posted:

without pain life is meaningless op. im here to give youre life meaning

edit i wanted to do the unsmigh emote but i cant remember how many gs it has and if i look at the smiley page my browser will crash. sorr

Augh! U DONT KNOW WHAT PAIN IS!!!!!!! :mad:

# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 13:25

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Germstore posted:

eat more meat, watch more porn, suck more dick

Word.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2016 02:03

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Celluloid Sam posted:

just read the title and that's too bad

Why don't you do it instead if you care so much???

# ¿ Aug 6, 2016 02:22

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Celluloid Sam posted:

man you want my son to grow up without a father what's wrong with you

Kill the kid too he will prolly be better off that way anyway. At least this way he won't have to turn into a smart hunky cis jock so as to dissapoint his dumb nerd gay dad.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2016 02:29

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Celluloid Sam posted:

haha man everyone is mad as hell today

IM OUT OF WEED! :mad:

Thats why.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2016 02:45

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

If anyone calls me fat right now I'm gonna sever their genitals. I can handle that poo poo while stoned but not right now.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2016 02:47

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Celluloid Sam posted:

i feel like there must be a reason being called fat bothers you so much but I can't quite put my finger on what it could be

Because I'm not fat. It's a stupid insult. It's like calling someone a furry when their actual proclivities are really nasty gay porn. It doesn't cut to the bone because they are not furry, but having 800 people a day telling them they are is still obnoxious. Thats why I get so goddamm mad. Fukkin assholes. :haaaaaaaaauk-spit:

# ¿ Aug 6, 2016 02:55

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

And YOU fukkin started it you piece of poo poo. :argh:

Cry for me fucker/father

# ¿ Aug 6, 2016 02:57

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Celluloid Sam posted:

haha so you're a furry too

NO you fukkin DONT dog. No. Bad. If this catches on I swear to god I'll post furry bullshit in every single one of your threads.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2016 02:59

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

https://youtu.be/f_iqM6iy7sY

Watch urself

# ¿ Aug 6, 2016 03:03

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Wafflz posted:

Furhilus

Fffffffffffff!

# ¿ Aug 6, 2016 04:08

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

I've just been blackmailed into saying that dgsw needs to suck drad bert's cock. So hopefully he gets on that asap. What a world.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2016 04:13

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Ben Smash posted:

I fuckin wish dgsw would chew on my sin meat

same. He shore gotta purdy mouth.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2016 04:21

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Ben Smash posted:

I'm convinced dgsw is a beautiful insecure woman just begging for a strong man to see her through her abrasive façade and open up her heart via her butthole.

to be fair we are all pathetic asshats who use our hate and scorn and shields. Personally my hate keeps me strong. I like the movie falling down.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2016 04:32

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Wamdoodle posted:

But that dude got shot at the end. Sorry for the spoilers

A fitting end for a true american.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2016 04:44

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Ben Smash posted:

Yeah but we're not supervillains. Its gotta be exhausting.

The end of a goon~

https://youtu.be/aTqHbiE0vl8

# ¿ Aug 6, 2016 04:54

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 23:33

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Iron Prince posted:

*ahem*

nathilus fat.

Iron putz.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2016 04:54

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