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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > I'm not planning on killing myself
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Death before dishonor obviously. No need for a second I'm badass..
I long for the icy embrace of the changeless abyss
There is no such thing as true death
Especially when you :goku:
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RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

 This morning I had a dream that my wife kept yelling "I sucked his dick for a piece of pie!" "I sucked his dick for a piece of pie!" and I was all "goddammit I'm going to kill myself and then you'll feel bad about sucking some dudes dick for a piece of pie" and then I woke up because I was trying to muffle myself to death with a pillow.

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RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

i'll probably kill myself....LATER

suck it, nerds and fuckmen

I'm going to kill myself 1 second before I was going to die anyway and I'll yell "Well th..." and then realise I probably should have allocated more time for a kick rear end death monologue.

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