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Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Wish he would have killed more

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
His kill count was pathetic and low energy. Sad.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Dorner was a cop.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


a hole-y ghost posted:

Dorner was a cop.

He was fired for being too smart and kind to be a cop

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Carmant posted:

He was fired for being too smart and kind to be a cop
He's dead.

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
Remember how he was pushed out of the service for blowing the whistle on other cops, then killed the daughter and her fiance of the guy who had him canned, talk about owned

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Sintax posted:

Remember how he was pushed out of the service for blowing the whistle on other cops, then killed the daughter and her fiance of the guy who had him canned, talk about owned

I think he meant to kill him and just hosed up. probably due to remaining cop training

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Mange Mite posted:

I think he meant to kill him and just hosed up. probably due to remaining cop training

No he meant to kill the daughter, but she was part of the problem as well so he was justified, she was a lawyer who defended cops. Really any family of cops are fair game, anyone who would marry or be daughter to a savage like that is probably terrible themselves.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Can't corner the Dorner

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
remember when they deliberately burned him to death live on national tv lol

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


This thread just gave me a cut.

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord

walgreenslatino posted:

remember when they deliberately burned him to death live on national tv lol

Remember when the police tried to gun down two old ladies because they were in a truck that looked nothing like Dorner's? lol

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf

quote:

In two separate incidents during the manhunt, police shot at three civilians unrelated to Dorner, mistaking their pickup trucks for the vehicle being driven by Dorner. One of the civilians was hit by the police gunfire, another was wounded by shattered glass, and a third individual was injured when police rammed his vehicle and opened fire.

:lol:

"A black guy in a pickup? It's gotta be him!"

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Yet lives forever in our hearts

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Beefeater posted:

:lol:

"A black guy in a pickup? It's gotta be him!"

They were actually hispanic women

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf

Carmant posted:

They were actually hispanic women

That's even more :lol:.

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009
A believe a piece of paper fell and made a sound, the cops "thought" it was gun fire and riddled the pickup with bullets, and they didn't even wind up killing the innocent women

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Dorner rose again as the spirit of anti cop vengeance.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Voted 5

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
The only dormer I care about is that sexy game of thrones lady



Hubba hubba

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
dorner's only flaw was that he didn't kill more cops. well, that and his presence in the dumb meme where zimmerman is a knight? poo poo makes no sense.

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

who?

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
Did he want to be caught? He burned up his car in Big Bear before he got a hold of another car. Seems pretty dumb to me.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

walgreenslatino posted:

remember when they deliberately burned him to death live on national tv lol

i remember

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
Dorner wasn't as cool as the diaper sniper, because it was over so fast and real people got hurt too

dypie snypie kept dumb rear end state patrol wandering the woods sniffing diapers for months. Then when they caught him he 'tripped' and broke his nose.

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

walgreenslatino posted:

remember when they deliberately burned him to death live on national tv lol
lmao

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



walgreenslatino posted:

remember when they deliberately burned him to death live on national tv lol

that owned

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

walgreenslatino posted:

remember when they deliberately burned him to death live on national tv lol

He sits beside Joan of Arc in heaven

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

I just made some chili, I'm gonna stick my dick in it and holler "I'm cumin" real loud. Feeling real ornery because of this thread

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Reported to the FBI

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007


cool.

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





Serious Frolicking posted:

dorner's only flaw was that he didn't kill more cops. well, that and his presence in the dumb meme where zimmerman is a knight? poo poo makes no sense.

I'm pretty sure that meme exists solely to make everyone without a sense of humor mad.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Carmant posted:

Wish he would have killed more

Less that he could have killed more, more that he might have affected more change.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
God they find that guy with a fridge full of twink penises and now years later he's a drat cop. Ffs. :jerkbag:

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
dont mourn the dorn

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Farewell, Dark Knight

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?



Farewell, Dark Knight

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i already have strength and courage, how do i tone it down

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flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

I don't think cops should kill people and I don't think people should kill cops

sorry not sorry, fuckers

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