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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I'm going to kill myself.

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
no dont

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


you saved me

Ayeka
May 28, 2016

Applewhite said I need to get fresh kicks and cut off my balls before I can kill myself

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 22 hours!
i'll give you a hug if you don't

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Ayeka posted:

Applewhite said I need to get fresh kicks and cut off my balls before I can kill myself

Leave your dong though and practice putting on makeup.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



I did it and now I'm a ghost,

DrowningInDreams
Mar 13, 2009

Dilettante lizard
“What’s your rush? You can kill yourself any time you like. So calm down. Suicide is a positive act.”

“Torn between violence and disillusionment, I seem to myself a terrorist who, going out in the street to perpetrate some outrage, stops on the way to consult Ecclesiastes or Epictetus” - Emil Cioran

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Frog Act posted:

I did it and now I'm a ghost,

dont leave me ha ging do ghosts use commas instead of periods

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Frog Act posted:

I did it and now I'm a ghost,
You missed your chance to get the rest of your meatballs. fucker

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Dude aren't you having a kid soon

Get therapy

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
haha yeah rite u loser!!!!!! killing yourself would be a badass move. which would be EXTREMEly unlike you. so yea. i don't see it hapening. PRove me wrong, fagtard..


okay, please dont do it man. ur cool.. i didnt mean that, i just want GBS to think im cool

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


its ironic

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im drinking rail.whiskey and growling

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

symbolic posted:

i'll give you a hug if you don't

this guy farts when he hugs its loving sick

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
he likes feeling barf slide down his back from his sick-rear end farts

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
Now that my wife is leaving me it's going to be so much easier to kill myself guilt free

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


haha drat symbolic that messed up dude

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
I'm going to attempt to drown myself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHLMAltOs9Q

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Ben Smash posted:

Now that my wife is leaving me it's going to be so much easier to kill myself guilt free

lmao owned

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
brb

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



i love the sound effects I xan only describe as under water noises in this song

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
get a pet if not a single living being loves u in hte whole world so u'll feel some guilt if you kill yourselfd because the pet would starve :'''---(

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i have 4 cats and a girlfriend whose pregnant and im only killing myself for the irony

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
permanent solution to a temporary problem

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 22 hours!

Celluloid Sam posted:

haha drat symbolic that messed up dude
i can't change who i am, you just have to accept me as i stand :unsmith:

:smith:

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Same but slowly with cigarettes and liquor because at least it's fun.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



lmao whose that

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

a dog from hell posted:

Same but slowly with cigarettes and liquor because at least it's fun.

you should check adderall out, its loving badass with alcohol/nicotine IMo

trust me, i post in TCC :q:

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Celluloid Sam posted:

i have 4 cats and a girlfriend whose pregnant and im only killing myself for the irony

Those cats are beautiful. Sorry about your cheating gf.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

AEMINAL posted:

you should check adderall out, its loving badass with alcohol/nicotine IMo

trust me, i post in TCC :q:

I can't get steady uppers and I just posted in regards to a tragedy in TCC in which a goon posted a 3,000+ word post about his relapsing on adderall.

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

a dog from hell posted:

I can't get steady uppers and I just posted in regards to a tragedy in TCC in which a goon posted a 3,000+ word post about his relapsing on adderall.

hmm. have u tried heroin? its even better with benzos

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

AEMINAL posted:

hmm. have u tried heroin? its even better with benzos

Yep. White trash southern goon reporting, I have done the drugs accounted for Mr. Troll.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
Worst case scenario she leaves and I suck dick for a while and then get HIV and it slowly kills me so I don't have to kill myself

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Ben Smash posted:

Worst case scenario she leaves and I suck dick for a while and then get HIV and it slowly kills me so I don't have to kill myself

I thought you were doing well?

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

a dog from hell posted:

I thought you were doing well?

LOL, so did I! God works in mysterious ways.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Ben Smash posted:

LOL, so did I! God works in mysterious ways.

I wish this sort of reckoning on all my enemies.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
No! Dont stop!

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Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Celluloid Sam posted:

lmao whose that

Dude, seriously? That's Denver Fenton Allen, the "fuckman" man himself.

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