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Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

a dog from hell posted:

Your dumbass fault for not getting married to a man in 2016??

Gonna go to a gay bar tonight to weigh my options.

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paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Nooner posted:

im drinking some vodka and sprite and makin some tater tots and watching the olympics and then imma play bideo game

i like the bold posting style

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

Ben Smash posted:

Gonna go to a gay bar tonight to weigh my options.

Get some twinks to get you some kebab and then have a taste of their meat.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Nooner posted:

im drinking some vodka and sprite and makin some tater tots and watching the olympics and then imma play bideo game

Sounds terribly empty. Have you ever asked why?

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

jeff smisek posted:

Your new av is even cuter than the last! :3:

thank you :3:

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
I'm about to take my evening walk. Just waiting to pee one more time since the toilets are few and far between out on the river path, and too many people around to piss on a tree.

Not sure what music I am going to listen to yet while walkin'.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i think racism is uncool

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
my dog stole my wife snd the pickup and now all i have is this old guitar, a bass player, a drummer, a rhythm guitarist, a horn section, and a keyboard guy

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

paul_soccer10 posted:

i like the bold posting style

its very............. ugh. never mind. was gonna say somehting but i.. i forgot it!!! gently caress!!!!!!!

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

i like that posted:

Rhabdomyolysis caused by 'crush syndrome' or acute compartment syndrome. I've been here over a month and my care has been good as well. Oh yeah, I'm a lot better and I'm learning to walk again.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crush_syndrome
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhabdomyolysis

Oh poo poo isn't that the CrossFit disease? Sounds hosed up. I hope you're doing we!l. God speed goon.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
i should have never taught that loving dog to drive

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

Luvcow posted:

i should have never taught that loving dog to drive

I'm sorry but your dog asked me if I could sell him some drugs, i really need the money do you mind if I sell to him?

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Ben Smash posted:

I'm sorry but your dog asked me if I could sell him some drugs, i really need the money do you mind if I sell to him?

dude he took p much everything i have so he's displayed his dominance, from here on out that dog can do whatever the gently caress he wants

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

King of Bees posted:

Oh poo poo isn't that the CrossFit disease? Sounds hosed up. I hope you're doing we!l. God speed goon.

Crossfit has become the main source of Rhabdo for a while and has greatly helped the studying of it because those dumbos keep doing it to themselves.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

Luvcow posted:

dude he took p much everything i have so he's displayed his dominance, from here on out that dog can do whatever the gently caress he wants

I know I know, but I'm trying to honor the posting bro code before i sell him all this coke and molly

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

a dog from hell posted:

Sounds terribly empty. Have you ever asked why?

it is actually incredibly soothing feeling, my roommates are out of town and girlfriend is pet sitting and I think this is the first time in at least 5 years I've just had the whole place to myself to do whatever the gently caress I want and it feels very liberating :feelsgood:

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Nooner posted:

it is actually incredibly soothing feeling, my roommates are out of town and girlfriend is pet sitting and I think this is the first time in at least 5 years I've just had the whole place to myself to do whatever the gently caress I want and it feels very liberating :feelsgood:

you're going to masturbate everywhere?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Luvcow posted:

you're going to masturbate everywhere?

going to?:grin:

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

Bunch of Xanax and beer but not death.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
Imma jizz on everything

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

karma_coma posted:

Bunch of Xanax and beer but not death.

Would love both of those.

DICTATOR OF FUNK
Nov 6, 2007

aaaaaw yeeeeeah
im high a/f and my underpants are watching adventure time

but yheyre being like, really gay about it

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Nooner posted:

going to?:grin:

:):hf::)

edit: actually wait, lets just fist bump, no need to touch palms

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
I wanna do a hard drug tonight

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

Celluloid Sam posted:

i hate myself and I want to die

:same:

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Nooner posted:

it is actually incredibly soothing feeling, my roommates are out of town and girlfriend is pet sitting and I think this is the first time in at least 5 years I've just had the whole place to myself to do whatever the gently caress I want and it feels very liberating :feelsgood:

You should try homelessness it's the same thing but you don't get to shower when you want

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
If I was homeless I would hitchhike across the continent

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

a dog from hell posted:

You should try homelessness it's the same thing but you don't get to shower when you want

homeless people just masturbate all over the place all the time? i thought that was just a wives tale used to get us kids out of the house and onto the streets.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Luvcow posted:

homeless people just masturbate all over the place all the time? i thought that was just a wives tale used to get us kids out of the house and onto the streets.

Car / not car and friends / no friends are the two lines drawn in intolerability I guess.

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

King of Bees posted:

Oh poo poo isn't that the CrossFit disease? Sounds hosed up. I hope you're doing we!l. God speed goon.

I haven't heard of those medical terms before but CrossFit appears disastrous to the human body. There should be a CrossFit thread by someone knowledgeable on the subject

DICTATOR OF FUNK
Nov 6, 2007

aaaaaw yeeeeeah

Ben Smash posted:

I wanna do a hard drug tonight

SMOKE SOME loving CRACK BITCH

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

Celluloid Sam posted:

can I be featured in a song

if you want

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

root beer posted:

SMOKE SOME loving CRACK BITCH

Find me some and I will.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

redm posted:

if you want

Yo I want to do a music w/ you

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

redm posted:

if you want

better not be some 30 track "songs in the style of" album

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
2hornay, kickin it with friendos. Same old poo poo. :shrug:

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Don't smoke crack or do crossfit.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

King of Bees posted:

Don't smoke crack or do crossfit.

What's crossfit, like butthole stretching? :shrug:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
you'll cowards don't even smoke crack

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Nooner posted:

you'll cowards don't even smoke crack

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