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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Nooner posted:

you'll cowards don't even smoke crack

All those brave people smoking crack. :staredog:

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

All those brave people smoking crack. :staredog:

i didnt know Crack smoking was big in the transgendered community

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Nooner posted:

you'll cowards don't even smoke crack

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Celluloid Sam posted:

i didnt know Crack smoking was big in the transgendered community

I don't know if it's synonymous but it sure bolsters enthusiasm.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
I just ate a cinnamon roll

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

Ben Smash posted:

Yo I want to do a music w/ you

im down


Iron Prince posted:

better not be some 30 track "songs in the style of" album

the only word I could use to describe it atm is 'gross'

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
mama zoloft turned 60 today

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


scott zoloft posted:

mama zoloft turned 60 today

happy birthday you fuckmom

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

redm posted:

im down


the only word I could use to describe it atm is 'gross'

lol ya rear end to mouth is pretty gross :roflolmao:

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

signalnoise posted:

I just ate a cinnamon roll

Noice.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
better get my knee drained again

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
my music is gross and I'm a huge creep don't touch me

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


redm posted:

my music is gross and I'm a huge creep don't touch me

let me know when you want to collaborate

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Champenema posted:

better get my knee drained again

Tell me more

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
being annoyed at my mother, being happy for the successes of good people in my life, preparing to go to my least favorite place on the earth

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Pick posted:

being annoyed at my mother, being happy for the successes of good people in my life, preparing to go to my least favorite place on the earth

pick what is your comic called

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
my roommates are out of town so I just had their frozen tatertots and chicken nuggets for dinner, they werent even good and I had some leftover stirfry in the fridge that would have been 100x better, but i thought it would be fun to be a passive aggressive bitch lol

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Celluloid Sam posted:

pick what is your comic called

pick is a furry dont talk to xhem

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

redm posted:

the only word I could use to describe it atm is 'gross'

ugh ANOTHER radiohead tribute???

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Nooner posted:

pick is a furry dont talk to xhem

i think they are an other kin

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
Just chillin. How's everyone doing tonight?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

eric posted:

Just chillin. How's everyone doing tonight?

Hey Eric. Getting ready to hit the sack. How are you?

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

Iron Prince posted:

ugh ANOTHER radiohead tribute???

:sweatdrop:

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

King of Bees posted:

Tell me more

its juicy; don't know if your whiny baby av can take the deets

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

Getting drunk at the airport about to head home to Maine. That's what's up.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Immediately: Chilling out with the missus's fam. Checking out some markets

Near future: trying to find a new dealer. I've been told my city is good for it but I need to grow some balls and go on Craigslist

Long-term:Saving to get a vive, VR gaming here I come.

Long long term: I'm trying to get a certificate in my chosen field to get better work/money

Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

I'm reflecting on the fact that I have to go back to school in a few weeks for my crappy degree and I have to go to my crappy retail job tomorrow. Hopefully reading Sartre will convince me that none of this really matters.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Nooner posted:

pick is a furry dont talk to xhem

i'm not a furry, or an otherkin, or a xhem

i'm not as weird as people think :shrug:

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Pick posted:

i'm not a furry, or an otherkin, or a xhem

i'm not as weird as people think :shrug:

thats exactly waht a REALLY weird guy would say

nice try.

Genderfluent
Jul 15, 2015

Well OP I feel like my wife and the rest of my family don't appreciate anything I do for them, I'm watching my life pass me by in a gray haze, I have no career prospects despite having an advanced degree from a great school. I find myself sneaking out to watch movies in the theater by myself as my only escape from this hellish reality.

















And to top it all off I just spilled my drat beer!

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i recently moved into your moms vagina. we decided its a natural next step since im always leaving my stuff there

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
urghhh the six tallboys i had (along with a bunch of ritalin) is fighting back with a big ol headache

should ahve drank more water

im gonna watch the new independence day mobie on my chromecast and groan at it until i pass out.

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


UPDATE: I have completed my chill work day and am having a drink on the rooftop patio of the bougie trash bar closest to my place of work. I like that I can smoke up here and watch the street life and enjoy the smell of woodsmoke, plus the staff all like me because I'm polite and also give them pot. Not a fan of the clientele, but I'm sure they don't like me either so that's fine.

Somebody paid in old silver certificates today so I'm rolling around with a couple dollars from 1935, that's pretty exciting. Not worth anything over face value but I like to sort of passively collect old/foreign money, so that's a good comeup for me. About to get baked as gently caress and have a nice long walk back home, which is a thing I initially started doing to try and get less fat and is now just my favorite part of my day. All in all, everything's basically great. Y'all motherfuckers need to buck up. Get real high and take a walk for an hour or two, it'll do you good

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

JiveHonky posted:

i recently moved into your moms vagina. we decided its a natural next step since im always leaving my stuff there

hey bud... im on hard times now.... you got a couch i can crash on for a few days til i get my mind right?

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
Imma crash on your dick

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
feel free to "chimp out" on this dick, harambe. my groin is like thunderdome two men enter on man jizzes BITCH

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
I wanna cum on your monkey

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
Sorry I mean ape

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Pick posted:

i'm not as weird as people think :shrug:

the maker of good science threads

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The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
I mostly jerk off and play video games.

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