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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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I just had some loving great wings and a beer. What's the latest with you?

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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Celluloid Sam posted:

is what Kurt Cobain titled his memoirs

It's all good man (Saul Goodman) whoa.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Celluloid Sam posted:

i know I didn't get it for the entirety of breaking bad and when he said it in better call Saul I was like holy gently caress

Me too. Seriously

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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AEMINAL posted:

ive been watching seinfeld at work. its loving amazing. im on season 5 right now. it is seriously so funny, my coworkers keep whining over me laughing too much but im like jeez listen to some music or whatever its not illegal to be haoppy

You should probably report them to hr.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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AEMINAL posted:

i actually recommended arrested development to the HR guy so he's probably gonna gget more complaints than me heh

CEO here i come

Dude/Dudette you are on the fast track.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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ORIGINAL GANGSTER posted:

I have a child now

Nice. I have two. If you need any advice im happy to help.

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Dec 28, 2012
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i like that posted:

I'm hospitalized for an injury and there's not much to do here so I'm here

What happened? I did a week for a back surgery and I actually had good care.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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paul_soccer10 posted:

my wife haha

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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i like that posted:

Rhabdomyolysis caused by 'crush syndrome' or acute compartment syndrome. I've been here over a month and my care has been good as well. Oh yeah, I'm a lot better and I'm learning to walk again.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crush_syndrome
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhabdomyolysis

Oh poo poo isn't that the CrossFit disease? Sounds hosed up. I hope you're doing we!l. God speed goon.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Don't smoke crack or do crossfit.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Nooner posted:

you'll cowards don't even smoke crack

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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signalnoise posted:

I just ate a cinnamon roll

Noice.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Champenema posted:

better get my knee drained again

Tell me more

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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eric posted:

Just chillin. How's everyone doing tonight?

Hey Eric. Getting ready to hit the sack. How are you?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

woke up hungover and sad

Hey ddbj. Crack a seltzer, make some coffee, get a good breakfast and think about funny things like hot dogs.

This is the last weekend of summer break for the kids so we'll probably go to the water park or something today or at least the beach. Barring thunderstorms .

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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wayne curr posted:

Stretched my rectum out to 3.3 inches diameter
Once my :nws:XL Crackstuffers Missile:nws: get's here in the mail in a few days, I'm going to get that fucker up to 3.5 inches :unsmigghh:

You're catching up!

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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ArtIsResistance posted:

Lotta good things, poo poo's awesome & owns, I'm in the zone

it's pretty awesome and you too can achieve happiness gbs and also king of bees :)

Hell yeah!

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

im allergic to the sun

That's a shame. I'm think I'm going to invite my neighbor (Chad Thundercock) to the beach. We'll get the coconut oil on, do some tan ops, and play frisbee in the surf. He's a dear friend.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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schmitty9800 posted:

KoB i just loving broke my wrist. Fun talk with my boss that was

gently caress...

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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schmitty9800 posted:

softball game. i feel like a child.

Did you get a few days worth of decent painkillers or was the doctor a dick about it?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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DrowningInDreams posted:

I'm playing a session of shadowrun for the first time today, and half the players aren't going to show up, but the GM is running it anyway.

What's shadowrun?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Zzulu posted:

Today I bought a trashcan

Indoors or outdoors? Also thanks for reminding me. I gotta go to Lowe's and pick up some patching plaster and some more LED bulbs.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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schmitty9800 posted:

they were pretty pretty nice about it :goshawk:

Good deal.

My roomba is being retarded and cleaning the poo poo out of one section of the living room and ignoring vast swaths of the rest of it. Sigh... Mondays.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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thathonkey posted:

not much .... i think i am dead inside ???

can somebody answer this question for me: is this life ?

Have you considered the (small chance) possibility they you may be a ghast?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

yes, its not very fun. spf 100+ sunscreen if i want to go out without covering myself up completely

I asked in another thread and it was gassed before I got and answer: what SPF is cum?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Light Gun Man posted:

My girlfriend I was with since we were both like 16 died on Tuesday. Her funeral was yesterday. Later that day we found her dad lying dead in the back yard.

:smith:

drat.... Welp time for therapy buddy. Seriously get support.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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psychokitty posted:

guess not lol

Id love to have you here

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Light Gun Man posted:

Yeah I'm gonna see how I'm feeling in a week or two and maybe go into some grief counseling.

Yes please. Odd as it is to say the GiP get help thread is very good though a little more specific it has good ideas. Helped me.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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psychokitty posted:

uh wow i'm flattered :blush: but aren't we both married? and i mean, you're probably full of carbs... and then there's our pepper patent issue and i think it would just get messy. oh wait.

hi thread. :wave:

I'm pretty knowledgeable on the keto diet

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Trojan.exe posted:

I'm out to lunch with my bf

Whatcha getting? (Get the steak)

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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I found some secret shooters. Stolis

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Haier posted:

This morning I woke as usual and drank a couple liters of water since sleeping leaves one in a dehydrated state. For the first time in a very long time, I thought I would have an energy drink just for the hell of it since it's a day off and I want to go out cruising. The liters of water + energy drink on an empty stomach, and not having caffeine in a while has given me some very sprayful diarrhea that keeps coming back again and again and is preventing me from leaving the house. It's almost 2pm and I would have been out for a few hours by now and I am stuck at home blowing Rio water out of my b-hole.

Bless your heart

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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So my son (a w few weeks from being 13) showed me a screenshot from Kik about one of his girl friends who's 12 I think. Anyhow it was her repelling a 21 year old pedo. What the gently caress man!!!

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Dec 28, 2012
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King of Bees posted:

So my son (a w few weeks from being 13) showed me a screenshot from Kik about one of his girl friends who's 12 I think. Anyhow it was her repelling a 21 year old pedo. What the gently caress man!!!

Which mod was it????

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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No crack, heroin,pills and booze , or CrossFit. Please thanks

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Celluloid Sam posted:

i smoked some hash and it's destroying me

Wweed is fine. Unless it makes you feel bad.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Pills are okay if you need them. But some pills and booze will literally kill you.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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satanic splash-back posted:

i bought nearly 2 liters of vodka to consume over the next 24 hours

Is it Tito's?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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various cheeses posted:

This is a real sneaky attempt at returning the gbs e/n thread to its rightful place op

Shush

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Dec 28, 2012
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the great deceiver posted:

they unironically will at the next olympics in tokyo

I can still land a kick flip but the poo poo they're doing these days is insane.

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