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Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

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Drinking cheap scotch and trying to forget about how my wife is probably going to leave me. Might go to a gay bar and get my neg hole pozzed.

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Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

Archer666 posted:

I'm psychoanalyzing myself and the results aren't looking pretty.

Wanna get blackout drunk about our problems together?

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
I've been in the hospital a bunch. Foods not bad. I like talking with the nurses. I wish I were dead. They take good care of you and the showers always have good water pressure. I like the beds especially when they give you those leg thingies so you don't throw a clot. Expensive staycation, though.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

paul_soccer10 posted:

my wife haha

:same:

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

Archer666 posted:

Only if we end up at a smelly turkish kebab shack at 6 in the morning eating incredibly greasy food and drinking watered down beer.

gently caress dude I could really go for some kebab. I like lamb but sirloin or chicken will do. Need some dill rice up in this bitch...

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

a dog from hell posted:

Your dumbass fault for not getting married to a man in 2016??

Gonna go to a gay bar tonight to weigh my options.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

Luvcow posted:

i should have never taught that loving dog to drive

I'm sorry but your dog asked me if I could sell him some drugs, i really need the money do you mind if I sell to him?

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

Luvcow posted:

dude he took p much everything i have so he's displayed his dominance, from here on out that dog can do whatever the gently caress he wants

I know I know, but I'm trying to honor the posting bro code before i sell him all this coke and molly

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
Imma jizz on everything

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

karma_coma posted:

Bunch of Xanax and beer but not death.

Would love both of those.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
I wanna do a hard drug tonight

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
If I was homeless I would hitchhike across the continent

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

root beer posted:

SMOKE SOME loving CRACK BITCH

Find me some and I will.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

redm posted:

if you want

Yo I want to do a music w/ you

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
Imma crash on your dick

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
I wanna cum on your monkey

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
Sorry I mean ape

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Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

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I'm pretty hungover. 4 A.M. bars are a bad idea.

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