The Best Excuse to get out of Jury Duty

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > The Best Excuse to get out of Jury Duty

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

I don't make any excuses. I just sit in the juror lobby and never get called.

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a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Tuxedo Gin posted:

i am a felon

Felons can't be on jury? How do repeat offenders get juries of their peers :confused:

# ¿ Aug 6, 2016 19:31

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Millie posted:

I got picked for a murder trial so my job had to pay me to sit in court for a week and listen to a man get gunned down on a 911 call over and over.

Changes the pace for a bit, I suppose.

Did you get fired directly afterwards for "unrelated" reasons?

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