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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > The Best Excuse to get out of Jury Duty
 
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pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."
I want jury duty because it is probably more interesting than my well paying but dull job.

:smith:

That said, I can't believe this wasn't posted:



George Carlin posted:

Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people

[snaps fingers]

Just like that!
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