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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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I told them I had no ride, was told that I would have to ride the bus. The next day, I told them there was no way I could get to a bus stop that would make it to the court on time that early in the morning, they said "ok" and I was removed from the jury. You don't have to make up random bullshit, just come up with something that sounds reasonable.

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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Jury Duty is annoying because it takes you out of work- y'know, work, the thing you do to earn a living and survive in this world? Yeah you can't do that for a week or two. Compensate you? Ha ha ha we won't even pay for your lunch, fucker

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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CANNIBAL GIRLS posted:

just have a job that pays you even if you dont go in

Makes me wonder how many people have been relieved to be on jury duty because they work a salary job

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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If you really want to no-effort it just say you're "so sorry to have to admit it but I just don't like [minority that is part of the case]" and go home. Who gives a poo poo what some random judge thinks of you on a personal level.

edit: or the null jury thing, if you do care

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