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Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Cicero is cool and good and he should Live.:colbert:

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Iron Chitlin
Sep 3, 2011

I need to use the bathroom!
Kill him. I don't know who that is but he probably needs to die.

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

Section Z posted:

Console in a matching outfit when the time comes for Clown Vs Clown deathmatch
Yes.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Make the clown a follower and get him eaten by an Elder Dragon.

Hevo
Jul 8, 2015

Section Z posted:

Console in a matching outfit when the time comes for Clown Vs Clown deathmatch

Quench Miss Puffles' bloodthirst, in high fashion.

Rubberduke
Nov 24, 2015

Section Z posted:

Console in a matching outfit when the time comes for Clown Vs Clown deathmatch

Lolo De Puzlo
Aug 7, 2013

Your neighborhood lover of PUZZLES and PURE NONSENSE!
Kill the son of a bitch

UZworm
Feb 9, 2009

Young wild Elsweyrian
C'mon baby, do you have a soul gem
:siren: NEW UPDATE :siren:
Episode 33 - Ms. Puffles' Arrow Physics

More Dark Brotherhood nonsense while we head out and solve a some other peoples' relationship issues. This is what passes for family affairs in Skyrim, I guess. Also that arrow totally hit that guy I don't care what the game says.

White Coke
May 29, 2015

UZworm posted:

This is what passes for family affairs in Skyrim, I guess.

You'd think proper Nords would just murder their family members through honorable combat.

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


White Coke posted:

You'd think proper Nords would just murder their family members through honorable combat.

Nah, they'd rather just stand around and passive aggressively whine about them until an adventurer comes along. Every. Time.

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow
Has this been posted? It hasn't been posted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnlUfPlLjKs

UZworm
Feb 9, 2009

Young wild Elsweyrian
C'mon baby, do you have a soul gem

Star Man posted:

Has this been posted? It hasn't been posted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnlUfPlLjKs

Both my life and this thread were better off before it was

Also
:siren: NEW UPDATE :siren:

Episode 34 - Ms. Puffles' Dialogue Dump

:words:

UZworm fucked around with this message at 23:50 on Sep 8, 2017

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

UZworm posted:

Both my life and this thread were better off before it was

Oh right, positivity is a worse fate than pouring sulfuric acid on your face. How long have I known you, again?

UZworm
Feb 9, 2009

Young wild Elsweyrian
C'mon baby, do you have a soul gem

Star Man posted:

Oh right, positivity is a worse fate than pouring sulfuric acid on your face. How long have I known you, again?

Gimme that sweet acid

MelvinBison
Nov 17, 2012

"Is this the ideal world that you envisioned?"
"I guess you could say that."

Pillbug
If no one was talking to the Dark Mother, who gives them their contracts, who's been hearing those Sacraments to get contracts?

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

MelvinBison posted:

If no one was talking to the Dark Mother, who gives them their contracts, who's been hearing those Sacraments to get contracts?

By word of mouth.

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges
clearly Cicero and the Berries and Cream lad were separated at birth

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Star Man posted:

By word of mouth.
Good thing the guards don't react to that at all.

UZworm
Feb 9, 2009

Young wild Elsweyrian
C'mon baby, do you have a soul gem
:siren: NEW UPDATE! :siren:

Episode 35 - Ms. Puffles Spoils a Party

Wherein we finally start the actual plot plot of the Dark Brotherhood questline. And learn about the magic of fast traveling away from kill scenes.

Poil posted:

Good thing the guards don't react to that at all.

I mean, they hear just about everything that goes on in Skyrim, but gently caress if they actually do anything about it.

White Coke
May 29, 2015

UZworm posted:

I mean, they hear just about everything that goes on in Skyrim, but gently caress if they actually do anything about it.

They tell you about it, and some of their dialogue indicates they know exactly who you are.

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

The wedding combines at least two separate assassinations from Oblivion, except worse.

White Coke posted:

They tell you about it, and some of their dialogue indicates they know exactly who you are.
Maybe they're the ones who spread all the rumors, including the dark brotherhood stuff. They all seem to somehow instantly know what the others know so maybe it's telepathy or they're actually a hivemind.

White Coke
May 29, 2015

Poil posted:

Oblivion, except worse.

Skyrim in a nutshell.

UZworm
Feb 9, 2009

Young wild Elsweyrian
C'mon baby, do you have a soul gem
Not that anyone was wondering but this LP isn't dead as of yet, I'm just having a lot of trouble finding the time to make videos while working and lying under my desk in the fetal position take up most of my day

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987
Alcohol can fix the whole 'god this job sucks' thing, AND improve your accuracy in videogames

UZworm
Feb 9, 2009

Young wild Elsweyrian
C'mon baby, do you have a soul gem

Dr.Smasher posted:

Alcohol can fix the whole 'god this job sucks' thing, AND improve your accuracy in videogames

Ah, don't I know it. Alas, after my most recent hospitalization, I'm now on five different medications, all of which react poorly when mixed with alcohol.

The tragedy is of Shakespearean proportions.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




UZworm posted:

Ah, don't I know it. Alas, after my most recent hospitalization, I'm now on five different medications, all of which react poorly when mixed with alcohol.

The tragedy is of Shakespearean proportions.

Hospitalization? poo poo man I hope everything goes well.

UZworm
Feb 9, 2009

Young wild Elsweyrian
C'mon baby, do you have a soul gem
I actually recorded more Skyrim! This may actually finish!

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

UZworm posted:

I actually recorded more Skyrim! This may actually finish!

If you finish this game, I hope you play the Dragonborn song on your new melodica

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




UZworm posted:

I actually recorded more Skyrim! This may actually finish!

I admire your perseverance. I certainly didn't find this game for me when I tried it years ago.

UZworm
Feb 9, 2009

Young wild Elsweyrian
C'mon baby, do you have a soul gem
:siren: NEW UPDATE :siren:

Episode 36 - Ms. Puffles Kills This Dude

That poor dude.

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Yeah that dude. The only place I've managed to easily kill him for the lackluster bonus is when he stays in the Whiterun inn. But the schedule is absolute bullshit. Can't you kill people by pickpocketing pockpicking poison into their inventory? Would have been cruel to do when you were switching the letters.

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


Yay, Skyrim is now collectively a better place with the worst person dead.

UZworm
Feb 9, 2009

Young wild Elsweyrian
C'mon baby, do you have a soul gem

Poil posted:

Yeah that dude. The only place I've managed to easily kill him for the lackluster bonus is when he stays in the Whiterun inn. But the schedule is absolute bullshit. Can't you kill people by pickpocketing pockpicking poison into their inventory? Would have been cruel to do when you were switching the letters.

I think they notice if you pickpocket poison into someone's pocket if you're still standing there when they die. That's why when I killed the queen I had to warp away the second I finished it, otherwise all of Solitude would have come after me.

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Ah, I didn't know that. I keep forgetting that it's a thing when I play myself so I've never tried.

UZworm
Feb 9, 2009

Young wild Elsweyrian
C'mon baby, do you have a soul gem
:siren: MY BIMONTHLY UPDATE IS HERE! :siren:

Episode 37 - Ms. Puffles in the Dark Fuckerhood

Penultimate video of the Dark Brotherhood right here. We kill more fuckers! We burn poo poo!

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




As much as I don't comment in here, I'm still glad that you're working on this.

Bozart
Oct 28, 2006

Give me the finger.

RareAcumen posted:

As much as I don't comment in here, I'm still glad that you're working on this.

yes, you (and killeremcee) are unironically my favorite lpers god help me

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

RareAcumen posted:

As much as I don't comment in here, I'm still glad that you're working on this.

:emptyquote:

Glad to see this back.

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UZworm
Feb 9, 2009

Young wild Elsweyrian
C'mon baby, do you have a soul gem

Bozart posted:

yes, you (and killeremcee) are unironically my favorite lpers god help me

I feel the need to apologize immensely

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