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Mr. Puffles died on his way back to his home planet.
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Aug 25, 2016 04:26
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UZworm posted:You: Hey UZworm, why haven't you made a new Skyrim video in a few days? me irl
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Aug 29, 2016 16:49
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Can you imagine how much data it would take if Skyrim was made to scale?
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Sep 3, 2016 05:03
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If Bethesda games are badly made games, then why do we play them?
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Sep 10, 2016 15:25
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Drink every time someone complains about Bethesda and watch the world population shrink to zero in twenty seconds.
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Sep 29, 2016 02:32
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My homework assignment is complete. It took me four years of playing off and on to beat vanilla Skyrim. I just took a detour of becoming the archmage of the College of Winterhold, fighting for the Stormcloaks (who are actually a bunch of motherfuckers), looting countless dungeons, becoming a Nightengale, mastering the art of blacksmithing, getting hitched, and adopting two kids. I did it all with the help of dual casting fireballs on everything and accidentally killing several summoned daedra and followers in the process.
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Oct 3, 2016 07:06
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just fyi, UZ will be found dead at his home from either dehydration or alcohol poisoning while trying to chase that Halloween Mercy skin.
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Oct 12, 2016 08:45
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The next video is just Uz giving a review of Lady Gaga's Joanne for three hours.
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Oct 27, 2016 06:31
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UZworm posted:Don't tempt me. But we already recorded it 
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Oct 27, 2016 07:51
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UZworm posted:Can you at least wait for me to finish the photoshop of my new avatar of Mr. Puffles on the album cover before spoiling poo poo plz thx UZ, you're the whitest girl I know and ilu 
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Oct 27, 2016 08:21
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Gaga will always be an imitation of Bowie. Always.
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Oct 30, 2016 18:09
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And Skyrim is bad because the holds aren't impenetrable and Bethesda should be hanged for this transgression.
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Nov 14, 2016 22:21
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I don't like anything.
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Dec 15, 2016 12:36
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I have. Several times.
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Dec 15, 2016 12:44
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I made the mistake of liking Skyrim and I will fight all of you.
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Dec 16, 2016 07:09
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rocket_man38 posted:So how much would it suck to be the guy who had to write about orc fuckin? Imagine, you finally land a job with a major studio, and get assigned to the "in game lore" division: "alright phil, you're new so you're first tasks are to write books on Dwemer law and Orc fuckin.... sorry, "racial phylony" *snicker*. Now you are known around the water cooler as "the orc fuckin guy." You develop a sense of humor and write the craziest thing you can.
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Dec 19, 2016 07:33
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UZworm posted:It's completely possible to make him vampire husbando! I thought I was your waifu 
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Dec 30, 2016 04:56
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ScreamingLlama posted:Loco, you are a twit. UZworm, please make a point of telling him I said that.
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Jan 19, 2017 00:20
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UZworm posted:It, along with about 80% of my other earthly possessions at the time, was left in Florida and never returned to me. I know this story already, but you might want to explain to the audience at home.
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Feb 5, 2017 23:17
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Mar 22, 2017 11:07
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Has this been posted? It hasn't been posted. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnlUfPlLjKs
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Sep 1, 2017 11:13
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UZworm posted:Both my life and this thread were better off before it was Oh right, positivity is a worse fate than pouring sulfuric acid on your face. How long have I known you, again?
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MelvinBison posted:If no one was talking to the Dark Mother, who gives them their contracts, who's been hearing those Sacraments to get contracts? By word of mouth.
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