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psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

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a hole-y ghost posted:

I'm not sure I care much for this keto posting gimmick. I think drad berts clown gimmick is much better (as is his current posting-from-beyond-the-probe gimmick) (on another note congrats to drad bert for finally finding an okay gimmick)

It's not a gimmick it's my life :(

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I could really destroy a plate of tater tots right now. Rich, crispy, hot fresh tots, maybe with some salt and ketchup. And the best part is, I have no reason not to do this. How about you guys?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


im eating pizza pops and I'm thinking of making burgs for dindin

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

a hole-y ghost posted:

I'm not sure I care much for this keto posting gimmick. I think drad berts clown gimmick is much better (as is his current posting-from-beyond-the-probe gimmick) (on another note congrats to drad bert for finally finding an okay gimmick)

what are you a gimmick professor

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
"Duh, I'm from Pittsburgh I'm going to put coleslaw on hotdogs and hamburgers with nacho cheese also because I'm a fat idiot." - Everyone from Pittsburgh.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Enfield posted:

what are you a gimmick professor
I'm a stupid loving moron which is the same thing.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

i have an extensive dark web wiki on gimmicks

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

a hole-y ghost posted:

I'm a stupid loving moron which is the same thing.

me too

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:

i have an extensive dark web wiki on gimmicks
I don't go on the dark web (which means that I'm racist)

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

psychokitty posted:

DO NOT loving CARB TRIGGER IN MY GODDAMNED THREAD

Oven cookin
Heavy breathin
I don't give a gently caress
It's carbs I'm eatin

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Hector Beerlioz posted:

Oven cookin
Heavy breathin
I don't give a gently caress
It's carbs I'm eatin

should have been carbs that I'm eatin have you ever listened to the song even Hector gently caress

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

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Celluloid Sam posted:

should have been carbs that I'm eatin have you ever listened to the song even Hector gently caress

I don't know the song so don't listen to sid this time Hector

We had deviled eggs with our coleslaw or should I say cold slaw since I put it in the fridge for a while lol

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Celluloid Sam posted:

should have been carbs that I'm eatin have you ever listened to the song even Hector gently caress

I didn't know it was a real song, i first saw this in general bullshit

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

psychokitty posted:

We had deviled eggs with our coleslaw or should I say cold slaw since I put it in the fridge for a while lol
I thought you can't eat mayonnaise...

(also why are you eating eggs at all if you can't have mayo :confused:)

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Im starting to doubt that you're getting your dietary guidance from a legitimate source.

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

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a hole-y ghost posted:

I thought you can't eat mayonnaise...

(also why are you eating eggs at all if you can't have mayo :confused:)

They had mustard and pickles only

No mayo bc of the sugar and poo poo. I could make aeoli but I'm lazy and would have to count the oil for the day blah blah.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

a hole-y ghost posted:

Im starting to doubt that you're getting your dietary guidance from a legitimate source.

She makes up all sorts of things, like having friends and a husband

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

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Hector Beerlioz posted:

She makes up all sorts of things, like having friends and a husband

: (

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
shame on a nigga that try and serve carbs to a nigga

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Hector Beerlioz posted:

She makes up all sorts of things, like having friends and a husband
I just had an endorphin rush at the thought of another GrrlSweatshirt type thing possibly going down no offense psycho :kheldragar:

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

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the great deceiver posted:

shame on a nigga that try and serve carbs to a nigga

For reals dawg but without the n word though

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

psychokitty posted:

For reals dawg but without the n word though

I'm his black friend i gave him permission it's ok

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

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Hector Beerlioz posted:

I'm his black friend i gave him permission it's ok

My midget

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Yuck! Mayo base 4 life

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

I'm very tall and handsome

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

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ChrisHansen posted:

Yuck! Mayo base 4 life

: (

JonathonSpectre
Jul 23, 2003

I replaced the Shermatar and text with this because I don't wanna see racial slurs every time you post what the fuck

Soiled Meat
I'm going to just throw a bunch of random shredded poo poo into a bowl and pour vinegar on it and call it coleslaw as if words have no meaning whatsoever.

My coleslaw is corn, cheese chunks, a can of tuna, stuffing from a pillow, and sesame oil. It's coleslaw!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

GIP BACK IN DA KITCHEM AND MAKE ME A EGG SAMMICH!!!

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

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JonathonSpectre posted:

I'm going to just throw a bunch of random shredded poo poo into a bowl and pour vinegar on it and call it coleslaw as if words have no meaning whatsoever.

My coleslaw is corn, cheese chunks, a can of tuna, stuffing from a pillow, and sesame oil. It's coleslaw!

Hey bitch my slaw is cabbage with some other veg for flavor and a vinaigrette dressing. That is legit.

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

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numberoneposter posted:

GIP BACK IN DA KITCHEM AND MAKE ME A EGG SAMMICH!!!

OK I just bought more eggs but I don't have bread I can put it between two slices of rutabaga

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

if you eat carbs you can take a hike

*chugs six PBRs*

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
why cant you have mayo pk its just eggs and oil

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

curtido is the superior coleslaw hth

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

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the great deceiver posted:

why cant you have mayo pk its just eggs and oil

I explained that already

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Egg sandwich farts are my fav. :kiddo:

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

psychokitty posted:

I explained that already

i absolutely refuse to go back and read the previous 2 pages that im pretty sure i posted in

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psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

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Tldr; Sugar and fat

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