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Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

what fast food or fast casual place has ur favorite napkins? for me, its chipotle. good texture, good absorbency, good color, easily stealable. i dont think they really care if u steal them, but i guess they care if u steal soda now. they have a sign on the soda fountain about not putting soda in ur water cup at my local chipotle (fun to still do it though :twisted:).

i wouldve done a poll but i guess i cant do that. sorry.





chipotle napkins in their easily stealable habitat





heres some guy that feels the same way i do about chipotle napkins

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shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
yah they have good napkies
I eat there today. Good thread op. Bookmarked and rated 5

trash person
Apr 5, 2006

Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!
You know who has really bad napkins is Taco Bell.

I feel like the juice from my six items dissolves the napkins immediately

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I like carls jr

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

trash person posted:

You know who has really bad napkins is Taco Bell.

I feel like the juice from my six items dissolves the napkins immediately

another place with bad napkins: sonic !

theyre like, sprayed with scotch guard so u cant even wipe ur hands on them. but sonic makes up for it by puttin a lil peppermint in ur bag. very classy.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Fazollis, it's like they made them for take home breadsticks. :smug:

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



I like to use toilet paper

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



In general

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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social vegan posted:

I like to use toilet paper

Someone hasn't heard about the 3 sea shells. :nexus:

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Those chipotle napkins look like they can handle a spill no problem very good napkins, I will not patronize a restaurant that has those bullshit folded over pieces of single ply.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Matey posted:

its chipotle.

chipotle is fast casual, not fast food. are you loving stupid?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
loving idiot strolling into a fine french bistro and picking up silk napkin folded into a shape: Nice fast food napkins. Shut the gently caress up, dude. Idiot.

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012

i bring my own napkins and cutlery

gaskincomedy
Aug 6, 2016
Anything but McDonald's!

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Smythe posted:

chipotle is fast casual, not fast food. are you loving stupid?


Matey posted:

what fast food or fast casual place has ur favorite napkins?

wowie

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
guess ive been outed as not reading. take care.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

now that that freakin maroon is outta here, i will also say subway has some ok napkins. theyre folded in a way that make u waste them though unless u unfold them urself and effectively use all the surface area of that napkin

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Matey posted:

now that that freakin maroon is outta here, i will also say subway has some ok napkins. theyre folded in a way that make u waste them though unless u unfold them urself and effectively use all the surface area of that napkin

1 single droplet of mustard soaks these napkins. theyre fail.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Whataburger has nice soft thick napkins. Then again whataburger has good everything.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Smythe posted:

1 single droplet of mustard soaks these napkins. theyre fail.

not sure i fully trust this assessment from mr. readsalot but ive never had mustard and a subway napkin near each other so i just dont know

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Matey posted:

now that that freakin maroon is outta here, i will also say subway has some ok napkins. theyre folded in a way that make u waste them though unless u unfold them urself and effectively use all the surface area of that napkin

Subway used to have good napkins before then printed logo ones. It's like they have some kind of anhydrous coating and you just push the sauce around like a little bitch.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i bring my own napkins

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Subway used to have good napkins before then printed logo ones. It's like they have some kind of anhydrous coating and you just push the sauce around like a little bitch.

maybe they can start a new line of throwback napkins ?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Matey posted:

maybe they can start a new line of throwback napkins ?

If there are any surviving napkins from times of old, they have probably rotted and flaked apart. Like the acrid leaves of autumn. :smith:

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Matey posted:

not sure i fully trust this assessment from mr. readsalot but ive never had mustard and a subway napkin near each other so i just dont know

how is this possible?

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


I agree with u op, chipotle has the best napkins. Im also a fan of taco bell naps

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Smythe posted:

how is this possible?

just one of those things

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost

Enfield posted:

i bring my own napkins

Perfect for the rare but devastating bolognese explosion

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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The bolognese strudel sub! :chef:

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food











some photos, just because

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Yeah, the subway ones are good

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

trash person posted:

You know who has really bad napkins is Taco Bell.

I feel like the juice from my six items dissolves the napkins immediately

jeff smisek posted:

Im also a fan of taco bell naps

interesting. a little disagreement with t bell napkins. not sure how to resolve this.

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Whoa I was going to come here and say Chipotle

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Wendy's napkins are my favorite cumrags

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Matey posted:

interesting. a little disagreement with t bell napkins. not sure how to resolve this.

and same with subway napkins too. ill look into getting an hr consultant for this thread. might have to ask the mods for petty cash

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

the taco bell napkins in question:


:nms:

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Wendy's napkins are my favorite cumrags

right there with ya

if my socks are out of reach I just grab myself a Wendy's napkin

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

BirryJoru posted:

right there with ya

if my socks are out of reach I just grab myself a Wendy's napkin

I like to look at the picture of wendy when i jo

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Cool thing about subway napkins is that u get to smell their fart bread when u go in to lift em

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Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

that would be cool if a fast food place started advertising their napkins as good cumrags. i could seee carls jr doing something like that.

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