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Merlot Brougham
Dec 16, 2004

The White Darryl Strawberry


Salad Prong

Oh Don Piano posted:

I went to take a piss last night and I fell into my bathtub and ripped my shower curtain rod down.

Well, buddy, sometimes these things happen.

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Merlot Brougham
Dec 16, 2004

The White Darryl Strawberry


Salad Prong

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I woke up soaking wet (apparently it rained that night) at my parents' in the passenger seat of my car one time with my full firefighter gear on..... including the helmet. I had a note taped to me that was pretty close to "Pennywise, I saved you from the ogre last night. You owe me for that. You are at your parent's house right now. Talk to you later."

Good friends I guess?

You're a hero civil servant too? Even better.

Merlot Brougham
Dec 16, 2004

The White Darryl Strawberry


Salad Prong

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Only flash memories of that night. It was about 10 years ago. I just remember arguing with someone about being a firefighter because they didn't believe me, then I came in with the gear and the air tank/mask and everything. The patrons loved it. It was a lovely Irish dive bar which we almost broke the entire floor (literally, it was bending under us while we were jumping in unison) on St. Patty's day one night. VERY luckily, my chief or anyone else didn't find out. I was in my early 20s so...... hey, bad and potentially lifetime crippling decisions all around.

:cheers:


:smith:

gently caress it. You sure showed them.

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