MLS August GDT - Charlie Davies is human garbage.

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Charlie Davies is...
	Human Garbage
	Human Trash
	The worst US striker not named Jozy
	A lovely chap

joshtothemaxx: Nov 17, 2008; I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...

Since nobody else made one, here ya go.

National Broadcasts (blacked out on MLS Live)

August 5
San Jose vs NYCFC (Unimas)

August 7
Portland vs Sporting KC (ESPN)
Orlando vs Seattle (FS1)
LA Galaxy vs NY Red Bulls (FS1)

August 12
Vancouver vs San Jose (Unimas)

August 14
Chicago vs Orlando (ESPN2)
Seattle vs Real Salt Lake (FS1)

August 19
San Jose vs Houston (Unimas)

August 20
NYCFC vs LA Galaxy (ESPN)

August 21
D.C. United vs NY Red Bulls (ESPN)
Seattle vs Portland (FS1)

August 26
Real Salt Lake vs Colorado (Unimas)

August 28
NY Red Bulls vs New England (ESPN)
Portland vs Seattle (ESPN)
Orlando vs NYCFC (FS1)

joshtothemaxx fucked around with this message at 00:13 on Aug 7, 2016

# ? Aug 7, 2016 00:06

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 21:27

joshtothemaxx: Nov 17, 2008; I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...

I really regret not making one of the poll choices "A fancy rear end ho".

# ? Aug 7, 2016 00:13

Your Boy Fancy: Feb 7, 2003; by Cyrano4747

Greetings.

# ? Aug 7, 2016 00:44

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

i'm here to say gently caress the olympics and let's see some new england golassos

# ? Aug 7, 2016 00:53

Your Boy Fancy: Feb 7, 2003; by Cyrano4747

"What changes are you going to make at halftime, Ben Olsen?" "NONE."

I hate him so much.

# ? Aug 7, 2016 01:03

joshtothemaxx: Nov 17, 2008; I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...

Your Boy Fancy posted:

"What changes are you going to make at halftime, Ben Olsen?" "NONE."

I hate him so much.

Olsen out.

# ? Aug 7, 2016 01:25

Your Boy Fancy: Feb 7, 2003; by Cyrano4747

Acosta doesn't clear it and proceeds to play Olsenball, gets picked off just outside the box, Pontius scores and gently caress this shithouse squad.

Nothing needs to change, Olsen said at halftime. Incredible.

# ? Aug 7, 2016 01:26

generally I prefer: Apr 17, 2006

Giovinco's second goal there was unreal.

# ? Aug 7, 2016 01:27

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Guitar_Hero posted:

Giovinco's second goal there was unreal.

https://twitter.com/LadsOffThePitch/status/762083675307671552

# ? Aug 7, 2016 01:34

Your Boy Fancy: Feb 7, 2003; by Cyrano4747

Hearing the TV analysts explain DC management makes me hate both the analysts, the coaches, the TV, and God

# ? Aug 7, 2016 01:46

Your Boy Fancy: Feb 7, 2003; by Cyrano4747

AND IF ALL THIS poo poo WEREN'T ENOUGH HERE COMES CHARLIE GODDAMNED MOTHERFFUCKING BITCH DAVIES

I HOPE THE CANCER CRASHES YOUR CAR YOU PIECE OF poo poo

# ? Aug 7, 2016 01:48

Your Boy Fancy: Feb 7, 2003; by Cyrano4747

Olsen gets kicked out complaining about the referee, maybe the league can kick Olsen out for crimes against football

# ? Aug 7, 2016 01:54

joshtothemaxx: Nov 17, 2008; I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...

Your Boy Fancy posted:

Olsen gets kicked out complaining about the referee, maybe the league can kick Olsen out for crimes against football

Please please please

This club is eerily familiar to the 2013 team. MLS scrub castoffs, some mediocre draft picks, and like 3 good players.

# ? Aug 7, 2016 01:57

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

yeah that wasn't offsides at all

i think i should just stop caring about offsides in MLS because the referees will absolutely never be able to call it right in this trash league

# ? Aug 7, 2016 01:59

Your Boy Fancy: Feb 7, 2003; by Cyrano4747

Andre Blake for America...?

# ? Aug 7, 2016 02:00

joshtothemaxx: Nov 17, 2008; I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...

Your Boy Fancy posted:

Andre Blake for America...?

He looked a lot like Bill there and no I'm not racist

# ? Aug 7, 2016 02:01

joshtothemaxx: Nov 17, 2008; I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...

Holy poo poo Birnbaum, what a goal on a trash cross.

# ? Aug 7, 2016 02:02

Your Boy Fancy: Feb 7, 2003; by Cyrano4747

OH THANK loving GOD gently caress THIS TEAM ANYWAY

SHUT THE gently caress UP MACTAVISH WE DONT DESERVE poo poo

# ? Aug 7, 2016 02:03

Your Boy Fancy: Feb 7, 2003; by Cyrano4747

And don't get me wrong, dropping seven points out of nine to Philly is unacceptable

The Union were robbed and we won't make the playoffs

# ? Aug 7, 2016 02:05

joshtothemaxx: Nov 17, 2008; I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...

Your Boy Fancy posted:

And don't get me wrong, dropping seven points out of nine to Philly is unacceptable

The Union were robbed and we won't make the playoffs

It's pretty amazingly bad to not make the playoffs in a league where 5 out of 10 get in and competition includes Chicago, Columbus, and New England.

# ? Aug 7, 2016 02:09

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

your 2016 new england revolution:

# ? Aug 7, 2016 02:29

Moktaro: Aug 3, 2007; I value call my nuts.

I'm really starting to like this Marlon Hairston kid.

# ? Aug 7, 2016 02:55

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

Moktaro posted:

I'm really starting to like this Marlon Hairston kid.

I didn't expect anything out of tonight but your dudes are just playing with us. :smith:

# ? Aug 7, 2016 03:58

TheBoyBlunder: Jul 3, 2004; Anyone else have the munchies?

Moktaro posted:

I'm really starting to like this Marlon Hairston kid.

He's firmly got a place in the starting 11 now. Thank goodness they're done trying make him a right back.

# ? Aug 7, 2016 20:37

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Diego Chara is a dumbfuck :laffo:

# ? Aug 7, 2016 21:21

El Jebus: Jun 18, 2008; This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

whypick1 posted:

Diego Chara is a dumbfuck

That sure was something. Looked retaliatory but I didn't see it up here.

# ? Aug 7, 2016 21:23

highme: May 25, 2001; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Definitely straight red from my vantage point right behind the foul.

# ? Aug 7, 2016 21:23

threeagainstfour: Jun 27, 2005

lmao chara.

# ? Aug 7, 2016 21:25

highme: May 25, 2001; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

I have a feeling this game ends with less than 18 field players. Back to back games & Toledo is a solid recipe for a shitshow.

# ? Aug 7, 2016 21:29

El Jebus: Jun 18, 2008; This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

highme posted:

Definitely straight red from my vantage point right behind the foul.

Yeah, your like a whole alphabet ahead of me.

# ? Aug 7, 2016 21:30

highme: May 25, 2001; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

El Jebus posted:

Yeah, your like a whole alphabet ahead of me.

There's an empty seat next to me

# ? Aug 7, 2016 21:35

El Jebus: Jun 18, 2008; This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

highme posted:

There's an empty seat next to me

With my wife up at J otherwise I would!

# ? Aug 7, 2016 21:39

highme: May 25, 2001; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

highme posted:

I have a feeling this game ends with less than 18 field players. Back to back games & Toledo is a solid recipe for a shitshow.

# ? Aug 7, 2016 21:48

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Someone's going to die in this game, huh?

# ? Aug 7, 2016 21:49

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Lame

# ? Aug 7, 2016 22:54

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Super lame

# ? Aug 7, 2016 22:59

highme: May 25, 2001; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

That was fun.

# ? Aug 8, 2016 00:07

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Annnnnd we're already down 1-0 :shepicide:

# ? Aug 8, 2016 00:25

El Jebus: Jun 18, 2008; This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

whypick1 posted:

Annnnnd we're already down 1-0

highme posted:

That was fun.

Good header. Poor pass and clearance from Seattle.

Just got back from the timbers game and I'm really happy.

# ? Aug 8, 2016 00:27

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 21:27

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

How the hell did that cross miss everybody but Deuce?

# ? Aug 8, 2016 00:31

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