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Charlie Davies is...
Human Garbage
Human Trash
The worst US striker not named Jozy
A lovely chap
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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Thank you Morris for laying that off for Dempsey instead of skying it with your right foot.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
HAT TRICK!

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Dempsey Decided to try now that Sigi is gone, also he beat Morris over not passing to him.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
gently caress Nelson Valdez's worthless lovely rear end.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Morris has two modes, try to shoot poorly or always lay it off.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

whypick1 posted:

gently caress Nelson Valdez's worthless lovely rear end.

Jack2142 posted:

Morris has two modes, try to shoot poorly or always lay it off.

TBF, he should have had 4 assists today, but see above.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Sounders! Lodeiro changes this entire team.

Valdez can get the gently caress out.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

whypick1 posted:

TBF, he should have had 4 assists today, but see above.

Yeah no I would rather have Morris with no goals and a ton of assists than not. Lodeiro didn't make Dempsey better he made Morris better now that someone can actually reliably feed him through balls.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Two injury substitutions in the first half hour, awesome.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Three players off injured in 47 minutes including BWP.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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LA are lovely dirty players and Veron will now start his scoring streak.

Conartist
Aug 15, 2004
Came to see Orlando City win, left witnessing a Clint Dempsey hat-trick. Clint could have had 5 goals if he had stayed in the game. Sounder's finishing was terrible after he was subbed out. Everything at the goal posts.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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we're making GBS threads on LA on the road with a winger playing striker and 3 injury subs

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Fire every ref

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

lol LA gets ref favors 2 blown penalties

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
NY got loving robbed

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?
That's two missed penalties imo by Grajeda. Awful.

To be fair, Red Bulls are sure blowing it all by themselves.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Jesus loving Christ. I'll pay Jesse Marsch's inevitable fine. This is some of the worst refereeing I've ever seen.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Cole offside and two blown pens. Sick. MLS ftw

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Seltzer posted:

Cole offside and two blown pens. Sick. MLS ftw

Cole wasn't offside, you can't be played offside by contact on the ball from a defensive player. He wasn't offside on the initial cross.

The no calls on the penalties were loving shocking. A youth referee would have called those.

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Oct 11, 2012

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Shrapnig posted:

Cole wasn't offside, you can't be played offside by contact on the ball from a defensive player. He wasn't offside on the initial cross.

The no calls on the penalties were loving shocking. A youth referee would have called those.

I didn't see the replay but I heard he was offside and chose to believe it based on the fact that that was the worst reffing display I've seen in ages

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Those of you not watching SJ-VAN just missed Ousted save a point-blank header off of a corner...then proceed to drag the ball past the goal line. :laffo:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
MTL-NYRB took 30 seconds to go from "meh, whatever" to "lolwut?"

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Someone tell me what is happening in the redbulls game, I can't watch

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
The DC fever swamp seems to be a hell of a home-field advantage tonight.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Seltzer posted:

Someone tell me what is happening in the redbulls game, I can't watch

They're winning 3-1, Montreal is down to 10. Collin went off injured.

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Oct 11, 2012

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Shrapnig posted:

Collin went off injured.

Ffs

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
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Also, BWP became the leading scorer in team history.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Fat Frank can't stop scoring goals

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Portland should be down 5-0 but Gleeson keeps bailing out his lovely backline.

highme
May 25, 2001


I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


whypick1 posted:

Portland should be down 5-0 but Gleeson keeps bailing out his lovely backline.

75℅ lovely, Vytas I like.

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
the 2016 columbus poo

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Fucitol posted:

the 2016 columbus poo

the game was entertaining at least

E: actually, it just got way more entertaining for Columbus

trem_two fucked around with this message at 03:13 on Aug 14, 2016

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?
And Nigel de Jong with another cheap shot on an opposing player. Should have been a yellow.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Ashton for United...?!

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?
Yikes. Doyle, Rowe and De Jong challenge for a ball in front of the LA box and Rowe gets de Jong's knee to the head and it looked like Doyle's knee to the abdomen (or possibly groin). Rowe is being stretchered off. Hopefully Rowe will ultimately be ok.

Edit - Rowe helped off carefully by the LA staff, Kennedy in. Meanwhile de Jong finally gets a yellow for a a dangerous challenge on Powers, meanwhile Zardes gets brushed and Azira gets a yellow. C'mon, how was that first challenge on Doyle not a yellow. Terrible decision there on that first challenge by the ref.

TheBoyBlunder fucked around with this message at 05:31 on Aug 14, 2016

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?
Rapids appear to be playing for the tie; 8 minutes of stoppage.

edit: 1-1 final. I'll take it.

TheBoyBlunder fucked around with this message at 05:36 on Aug 14, 2016

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Remember at the start of the season when bbrodriguez said that de jong being a dangerous player was an overblown lie?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
LODEIROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
That was really nice

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