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Charlie Davies is...
Human Garbage
Human Trash
The worst US striker not named Jozy
A lovely chap
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joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
Since nobody else made one, here ya go.

National Broadcasts (blacked out on MLS Live)

August 5
San Jose vs NYCFC (Unimas)

August 7
Portland vs Sporting KC (ESPN)
Orlando vs Seattle (FS1)
LA Galaxy vs NY Red Bulls (FS1)

August 12
Vancouver vs San Jose (Unimas)

August 14
Chicago vs Orlando (ESPN2)
Seattle vs Real Salt Lake (FS1)

August 19
San Jose vs Houston (Unimas)

August 20
NYCFC vs LA Galaxy (ESPN)

August 21
D.C. United vs NY Red Bulls (ESPN)
Seattle vs Portland (FS1)

August 26
Real Salt Lake vs Colorado (Unimas)

August 28
NY Red Bulls vs New England (ESPN)
Portland vs Seattle (ESPN)
Orlando vs NYCFC (FS1)

joshtothemaxx fucked around with this message at 00:13 on Aug 7, 2016

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joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
I really regret not making one of the poll choices "A fancy rear end ho".

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...

Your Boy Fancy posted:

"What changes are you going to make at halftime, Ben Olsen?" "NONE."

I hate him so much.

Olsen out.

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...

Your Boy Fancy posted:

Olsen gets kicked out complaining about the referee, maybe the league can kick Olsen out for crimes against football

Please please please

This club is eerily familiar to the 2013 team. MLS scrub castoffs, some mediocre draft picks, and like 3 good players.

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...

Your Boy Fancy posted:

Andre Blake for America...?

He looked a lot like Bill there and no I'm not racist

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
Holy poo poo Birnbaum, what a goal on a trash cross.

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...

Your Boy Fancy posted:

And don't get me wrong, dropping seven points out of nine to Philly is unacceptable

The Union were robbed and we won't make the playoffs

It's pretty amazingly bad to not make the playoffs in a league where 5 out of 10 get in and competition includes Chicago, Columbus, and New England.

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
Gotta love Franklin with the straight up whiff leading to a goal.

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
Why do I watch this useless god drat team? Bill Hamid is the only thing keeping this team from tots embarrassment. Shameful play in defense.

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
DC actually scored a not garbage goal. Acosta is still a level above anyone else in the squad that isn't horribly concussed.

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
Aaaaaand that's the first mistake I've seen Hamid make in a very long time.

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
Lmao this Thiam guy got a pretty funny red spiking the ball in Nyarko's face.

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...

Hello Towel posted:

no way we're getting back into this game, so a preemptive "gently caress this poo poo"

The drinks are coming fast and long my friend.

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joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
That was awful lovely and no good.

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