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i really hate when i accidentally heil hitler. sometimes i just let one slip, at the gas station, at the grocery store, even at work. it never fails; every time, somebody points it out, and it makes me feel really bad. i was taught that it isn't something that should be done accidentally; it should be done with more feeling.
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i like when it happens to me
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Aug 7, 2016 02:05
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satanic splash-back posted:i really hate when i accidentally heil hitler. sometimes i just let one slip, at the gas station, at the grocery store, even at work. it never fails; every time, somebody points it out, and it makes me feel really bad. i was taught that it isn't something that should be done accidentally; it should be done with more feeling. are you able to heil and pee at the same time, I never can, it feels like I might lose control
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Aug 7, 2016 02:05
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Every time I eat bananas. 
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Aug 7, 2016 02:08
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i bet hilter was like 'jeez enough with the heiling already'
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Aug 7, 2016 02:08
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Lemon posted:are you able to heil and pee at the same time, I never can, it feels like I might lose control hell, hit 'er right in the hole
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Aug 7, 2016 02:08
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imagine if you were a nazi dude with a pet gecko and you were handling it when hitler walked in and you had to do a heil quick smart and it flung the lizard across the room and the whole time hitler was there you weren't listening to what he said you were just thinking about the gecko but then when Hitler left you looked and he was just chilling on the wall drat the holocaust must have been crazy
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Aug 7, 2016 02:10
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 every time I reach for something on a shelf, I let a little one slip out. Very embarrassing.
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Aug 7, 2016 02:10
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I thought this was going to be a Photoshop thread 
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Aug 7, 2016 02:11
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A Russian man lies dead in the snow. He was not a soldier. The red snow reminds us of bicycles and flavor ices.
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Aug 7, 2016 02:12
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the worst is when i sneeze. its downright explosive and everyone looks. hardly anyone says god bless you
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Aug 7, 2016 02:12
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heil boogers
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Aug 7, 2016 02:14
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Heil oshitcoughcoughcough Heil, uh,.... Booger? Edit: GOD DAMMIT. I AM GOINF TO gently caress. 
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Aug 7, 2016 02:16
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yeah man i hate that. sometimes ill be at the drive thru just getting some chalupas and suddenly ES IST ZEIT FÜR RACHE
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Aug 7, 2016 02:17
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I wipe my rear end with a Hitler salute.
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Aug 7, 2016 02:28
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:yeah man i hate that. sometimes ill be at the drive thru just getting some chalupas and suddenly ES IST ZEIT FÜR RACHE yeah, uh, can I get a medium frosty, a chicken caesar salad, and a final solution?
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Aug 7, 2016 02:32
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Zorodius posted:and a final solution? Ha'penny extra, Sir.
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Aug 7, 2016 02:35
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how often you think when driving around in a parade hilter was like what a bunch of retards
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Aug 7, 2016 02:36
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Heil my drat balls op
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Aug 7, 2016 02:40
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paul_soccer10 posted:how often you think when driving around in a parade hilter was like what a bunch of retards He always thought farmers were pretty thick. Others as well, no doubt.
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Aug 7, 2016 02:41
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Zorodius posted:yeah, uh, can I get a medium frosty, a chicken caesar salad, and a final solution? with or without gypsies
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Aug 7, 2016 03:13
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My only knowledge of Schicklgruber comes from The Three Stooges
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Aug 7, 2016 03:20
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this thread is hokum and i'm heiling hokum right now
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Aug 7, 2016 03:25
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My Tourette's luckily does not manifest in any noticeably antisemitic ways
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Aug 7, 2016 03:26
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paul_soccer10 posted:how often you think when driving around in a parade hilter was like what a bunch of retards More than Donald Trump does today. Does that make Hitler better than Trump? Gee whisk, what have I done?
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Aug 7, 2016 03:27
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Nigmaetcetera posted:My Tourette's luckily does not manifest in any noticeably antisemitic ways Disturbing lack of "fucks" in that sentence.
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Aug 7, 2016 03:27
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Merlot Brougham posted:Does that make Hitler better than Trump? Marginally.
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Aug 7, 2016 03:28
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same
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Aug 7, 2016 03:29
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cnut posted:Disturbing lack of "fucks" in that sentence. It's not that kind of Tourette's it's the kind where I randomly yelp like an injured dog
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Aug 7, 2016 03:30
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Nigmaetcetera posted:It's not that kind of Tourette's it's the kind where I randomly yelp like an injured dog I see how that would fail to convey in a text based medium.
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Aug 7, 2016 03:31
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I have a nervous tick where if a bad memory or upsetting thought comes to mind. I say heil hitler and it calms me down. Its the strangest thing!
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Aug 7, 2016 04:02
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mein fuhrer i can walk
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Aug 7, 2016 04:09
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Pansacola posted:mein fuhrer i can walk Beat me to it.
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Aug 7, 2016 04:10
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STOP GIVING HITLER poo poo HE CANT EVEN DEFEND HIMSELF YOU BULLIES!!!!
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Aug 7, 2016 04:11
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Trump needs to come up with his own salute imo
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Aug 7, 2016 04:15
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Aug 7, 2016 04:35
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i loving love heiling hitler
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Aug 7, 2016 04:36
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tell me more about these giant ovens trump is going to build
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Aug 7, 2016 04:37
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where's mange mite when his favorite guy and gesture are the topic of discussion
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Aug 7, 2016 04:48
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Your mom made my penis heil salute her vagina hitler 
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