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thathonkey posted:i'm hunting for a redditor to tell you not to put your dick in psycho thathonkey posted:(that's just a fun redditism that my reddfitr folks will get probably hehe dont stick your dick in crazy ) : (
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 19:20 |
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Y'know Fassy Michael is a very pretty man, but I don't understand why everyone loves him as David. It felt like he marathoned Star Trek: The Next Generation and said "now what if a good actor did that?"
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 19:25 |
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it's because David was a bright spot relative to the rest of the movie
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 19:27 |
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sorry pk ... ugh i really "threw you under the bus" as we say in the biz let me be the first to extend my formal apology
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 19:28 |
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its good
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 19:29 |
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fun fact: you can make CineD regulars poo poo out their intestines just from posting the word "Prometheus" in that forum
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 20:06 |
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Reddit says dont bang psychokitty so i think i pretty much have to now. poo poo
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 21:16 |
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has anyone said run sideways yet
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 21:20 |
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thathonkey posted:sorry pk ... ugh i really "threw you under the bus" as we say in the biz let me be the first to extend my formal apology waiting... *taps foot*
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 21:29 |
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danny mcbride gets chased by an alien in the sequel. It's gonna own.
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 21:35 |
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it's a very beautiful play but i've never seen it, only read it!
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 22:09 |
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They should make an Aliens vs Gremlins movie
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 22:10 |
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if prometheus owned a gun he could have shot the aborted octopus monster
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 22:11 |
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I like the detail of the disgusting squid bag splashing goey poo poo inside her open abdomen. Disgusting but good
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 22:26 |
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I like how the colony in Aliens is named after these two dumbasses, but the whole zenomorph/alien spaceship thing is a big surprise to The Company.
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 22:56 |
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can you imagine the child psychokitty and jastiger would make? Good god zika babies would look good in comparison.
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 22:59 |
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Microwaves Mom posted:can you imagine the child psychokitty and jastiger would make? !!!!!!
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 23:01 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:!!!!!! Hector your av could stand next to the baby and look good.
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 23:02 |
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CelticPredator posted:good news for you, neill blomkamp is going to make his alien fan film where he brings back newt and hicks and ripley and they will all be old and it who cares. That's stupid and killing them off at the start of 3 was a balls out awesome move. But I'm cool with it because the new one will totally suck since Neil Bompclomp used up all movie magic on District 9, and now he's just shooting blanks. Also, it's Alien >Alien 3: extended dance mix >Aliens. The fourth one I pretend was made by those Scary Movie people as a bad comedy.
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 23:40 |
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I love Prometheus threads.
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 23:45 |
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Prometheus and Bob was my favorite segment on Kablam!.
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 23:47 |
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Donowitz posted:I love Prometheus threads. They really are the best way to tell the smart people from the people who don't know they're not smart.
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 23:49 |
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mind the walrus posted:Y'know Fassy Michael is a very pretty man, but I don't understand why everyone loves him as David. It felt like he marathoned Star Trek: The Next Generation and said "now what if a good actor did that?" David is a legit very interesting character, pretty much the only interesting part of the film other than the men-only abortion machine. While the movie farts around with a bunch of dumb religious bullshit and really doesn't have anything much to say, a whole bunch of aspects of David were wonderful, and not just Fassbender's awesome performance. He's the only character that has any narrative wit whatsoever (Charlie Holloway: "They're making you guys pretty close, huh?" David: "Not too close, I hope.") and he's the only character with any agency (he literally drives the plot except at the very end when he's metaphorically castrated and Noomi grows up a little bit)
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 23:50 |
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Frankenstyle posted:They really are the best way to tell the smart people from the people who don't know they're not smart. Which one am i i need to know
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 23:51 |
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Frankenstyle posted:That's stupid and killing them off at the start of 3 was a balls out awesome move. But I'm cool with it because the new one will totally suck since Neil Bompclomp used up all movie magic on District 9, and now he's just shooting blanks. Where's the god damned district 9 sequel
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 23:52 |
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Also I too liked Alien 3 very much, warts and all
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 23:54 |
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Prometheus the second best movie set in the Alien universe. It explored themes that the other movies didn't but I still prefer the atmosphere of the original Alien.
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 23:57 |
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Maldoror posted:Where's the god damned district 9 sequel I'm torn on that. I mean what could they do beyond having the aliens come back and push in Earths poo poo for being racist space neighbors? ...Which now that I think about it, it would be kinda nice to have a soft reboot of Independence Day that was actually good.
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 23:57 |
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You Killed Jesus You Assholes Now Prepare For Space Goo
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 23:59 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I think the lady in it is pretty Hector Beerlioz posted:Which one am i i need to know (Smart) But don't tell anyone here, because they'll get all jealous and poo poo.
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 00:02 |
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Microwaves Mom posted:Good god zika babies would look good in comparison.
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 00:04 |
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Frankenstyle posted:(Smart) Man you can't be showing your hand like this
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 00:07 |
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Frankenstyle posted:(Smart) thank goodness
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 00:09 |
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i'm curious is it technically castration if your entire body gets cut off not just your weewee?
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 00:11 |
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this question really privileges the head as the locus of consciousness/selfhood bc otherwise it's obviously "no the head got removed from the body" lol not "the body got removed from the head" ask me if there are any slaveowners in my family tree.
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 00:12 |
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nomadologique posted:i'm curious is it technically castration if your entire body gets cut off not just your weewee? its like, turbo castration
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 00:20 |
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the reproductive system is still intact i guess
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 00:32 |
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unpacked robinhood posted:I like the detail of the disgusting squid bag splashing goey poo poo inside her open abdomen. Disgusting but good Ya that was good I am finishing it now because I got sleepy last night just before the abortion scene Now a space zombie is predatoring all over amd I'm losing interest
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 00:48 |
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Frankenstyle posted:That's stupid and killing them off at the start of 3 was a balls out awesome move. But I'm cool with it because the new one will totally suck since Neil Bompclomp used up all movie magic on District 9, and now he's just shooting blanks. i legit love chappie and I would love a Blomkamp dumb Alien movie...but yeah, it's really dumb. And Alien 3 rules.
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 00:50 |
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Kuato posted:I'm hoping the sequel is OK, I'm not eagerly anticipating it though. I am looking forward to the Alien sequel that retcons 3 & Resurrection as if they never happened. No way! Resurrection Ripley was the best Ripley.
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 01:35 |