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"Son, please" "Please, son, draw something that isnt a licensed character" "Come on daddy needs to put this in his game" "Yes, that is a cute rendition of peppa pig bu-" "Sorry, of course its roadhog." "Oh this looks ni-" "...oh my god it's Crash."
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Technowolf posted:Can you guys survive the next Metal Gear? oh what the christ
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bobjr posted:That would lend credence to the Alcazar being in on it theory. He's way too serious for something that could be gone hundreds of years ago. Unless this is all a practical joke and he just wants Sam to live in fear the rest of his life. Alcazar is gonna end up being the descendant of oen of the pirates that Avery invited. And they either declined or never returned, either or.
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Thats not an apple Its a wampa fruit Incidentally I bet Drake wishes he could double jump
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Bruceski posted:Assassin's Creed 4 to some extent. I mean, Blackbeard would put on the persona to scare the bajeesus out of his enemies, but nobody went full Treasure Island. Too bad he set off his death flags of "im going to retire from pirate life as i have enough to live out the rest of my life comfortably." And then he gets betrayed and deaded
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paragon1 posted:Which is hilarious because the real Edward Teach got a pardon from a governor, and then went right back to piracy like two months later. That was more a case of greed than anything else. He felt he didnt have enough, so a few merchant ships, a hit was called and bam you got one pirate dead at 38.
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SlothfulCobra posted:The Drakes are actually banking on Libertalia having been a horrible failure. The absolute worst thing would be if they found it and it was still full of angry pirates. No theyre avtually counting on angry pirates since when drug lord guy shows up uninvited they sic them on him.
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J.A.B.C. posted:There is just so much to unpack from that video. I was not prepared. I see a radical shift from the usual hasnt stopped Kojimas gun and military equipment fetishism.
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Aww I always get picked the last of us
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I hope it takes place in a monastery The chaste of us
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Its actually a game about idolatry The iconoclast of us
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Rarity posted:You're all terrible people An example of a very rude post from the crass of us.
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I am appalled at the Dismas state of these puns
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MA-Horus posted:As long as they don't make a vintage Lara outfit for Drake in a DLC, it's all good. Hey sully look at these canteloupes
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Welllllll Wasnt expecting that Terminator nathan is online
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chitoryu12 posted:Exactly what stops the final boss fight from being Rafe? Hes a tiny wiener of a man He the face gets melted nazi Not the get shredded by a propeller nazi Rigged Death Trap fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Dec 30, 2016 |
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Josuke Higashikata posted:Two physically strong (see: mountain climbing with ease without gear) people like Sam and Nate who are practised in fighting would beat the gently caress out of 99% of people on earth in a 2 on 1 situation. The 1% would be actual professional fighters who are extremely skilled at fighting and fully trained for it. They'd knock the poo poo out of Nadine. Doubting that aspect of the game isn't exactly strange and it's definitely not some stupid "you're just reinforcing that women should be eye candy in games things" like that dude on the last page said. Counterpoint Sully is like 3060 years old (maybe more) and is made of like 90% grease and 26% cigar smoke and can do the same things the bros can Maybe in uncharted world everyone can mountain climb Maybe the game is running off of movie logic Maybe this nadine derail is dumb
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The pirate leaders all escaped to the one place that isnt corrupted by imperialism. SPACE
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Sinners Sandwich posted:Drake looks like a modern Tekken Ending Not enough getting shot into space while wearing the tiniest speedos
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Cuz its the 80s
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And if they were related and worked so closely before youd think the boys would have been introduced at some point.
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When Adam and Eve descended upon earth what they first heard was a friendly offer of a cigar.
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Neil Gaiman's Sullivan.
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Funky Valentine posted:"Nah, steal the apple. It'll fetch a pretty goddamn penny when I wire it to Satan." You know I thought for a sec that he might be the serpent. But I think sully predates that by a good long while. The universe has been formed Tiny clumps of space dust begin to display one of the universes basic and most common force, Gravity. In this, the primordial vaccuum of rapidly expanding space, someone complains that dust got into their eye.
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What about the worlds biggest plywood sluice gate? The sluice goose
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Aww They killed Guybrush
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In the credits after scene "Yarrr, ye think they noticed us Tew" "I Dont think so matey" "Im right baffled how they didnt see our little eternally cursed pirate zombie war with the diabolical gold hoarding goblins of the deep earth. Why else thered be working flintlocks everywhere in this time and age" "Some good came out of it though" "What would that be" "They left all their guns" Rigged Death Trap fucked around with this message at 08:41 on Feb 2, 2017 |
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The foul air they exhale The tainted food they eat The duplicitous shits that they are
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