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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
of course I have no job. pharmacy is good but the job market bites. also I'm undesirable etc so that doesn't help


but look - people make money all sorts
of ways. and I'm not just talking about crime either



these are some of the ways I am thinking about making money. probably not specialise in any of them as such but do all recklessly and maniacally


make a patreon for my garbage art. although if I was getting paid like $10 I would spent hours making brilliant works of fart

still sell my body as a pharmacist doing shifts here and there and extend my reach into that world

become a wellness and health life coach. God knows I am healthy and well and people want to be talked at by a person who seems happy but not so successful so that I also make them feel good about their life

prostitution: I'm good at sex and cuddles. maybe I can incorporate this into my health and wellness coaching

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Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
I've been watching that Bearing Sea Gold show and they seem to make money, maybe you could pan for gold?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
if I found thousands of people to just give me q dollar each month

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Stereotype posted:

I've been watching that Bearing Sea Gold show and they seem to make money, maybe you could pan for gold?

:chanpop:

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
Also I'm seriously considering becoming a general contractor with an electrician's licence because gently caress these guys I'm paying do the easiest poo poo whenever they feel like it and I have to dole out so much cash to them

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
I installed an outlet last night and it took me an hour and I was quoted $300 for someone to do it lol.

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

echinopsis posted:

also I'm undesirable etc so that doesn't help

?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Very carefully! hahahaha

JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax
have you thought about learning to program computers op?

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

JewKiller 3000 posted:

have you thought about learning to program computers op?

this is a BAD way to make money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
i saw a movie one where people shorted the us housing market and made money that way, do that OP.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
Create an app called Hookr for prostitutation management,, become a digital pimp

Tankakern
Jul 25, 2007

hot dog stand

qntm
Jun 17, 2009

Stereotype posted:

I've been watching that Bearing Sea Gold show and they seem to make money, maybe you could pan for gold?

I'll sell you a pan!

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013


pivot your pharmacy legitimacy into naturopathy and traditional chinese medicine

Clockwerk
Apr 6, 2005


do you have an authoritative sounding last name, that should help with whatever endeavor you pursue. i suggest something like vanderbilt, rothschild, einstein. etc.,etc.. there's probably many more to choose from, i'm not sure. let me know what you find!

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Maybe do something with Lomarf? It sure seems popular around here, could be the next big merchandising opportunity. Lomarf plushie perhaps?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Clockwerk posted:

do you have an authoritative sounding last name, that should help with whatever endeavor you pursue. i suggest something like vanderbilt, rothschild, einstein. etc.,etc.. there's probably many more to choose from, i'm not sure. let me know what you find!

brown

what kind of creedence does this lend me

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

OldAlias posted:

pivot your pharmacy legitimacy into naturopathy and traditional chinese medicine

this is the idea behind being a life coach

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

JewKiller 3000 posted:

have you thought about learning to program computers op?


Stereotype posted:

this is a BAD way to make money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yet the best




only I need money NOW. i need to rescue my wife from the job she doesn't like by getting a job of my own so she can be free to not be in a poo poo job

1488
Feb 24, 2013

why do you want money, have you ever listened to alan watts?

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Salt Fish posted:

Maybe do something with Lomarf? It sure seems popular around here, could be the next big merchandising opportunity. Lomarf plushie perhaps?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

echinopsis posted:

brown

what kind of creedence does this lend me

Echinopsis Brown, Private Dick

presumably one who happens to be a crimesolving cactus

New Zealand can eat me
Aug 29, 2008

:matters:


op, have you tried smoking weed

Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe

Stereotype posted:

I installed an outlet last night and it took me an hour and I was quoted $300 for someone to do it lol.

I hope it was for a bidet

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

echinopsis posted:

brown

what kind of creedence does this lend me

poo poo

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
money cannot be created or destroyed, op. for you to gain money, other people must lose money. once you realize this the rest should be straightforward.

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST
i would suggest eliminating all desire for material possessions and then getting the dole to cover your necessities

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



have you considered stealing pills from your day job and selling them at night?

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
babysitting

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
has anyone said buttcoin yet

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

Endless Mike posted:

have you considered stealing pills from your day job and selling them at night?

i remember him saying something a while ago about a poor woman he dispensed to who' was ramped up to 500mg of morphine a day. if i recall correctly the street rate in new zealand is $80 NZ per 100mg (as everyone makes their own H from it). if she were to have slanged all her meds, that would be $285 USD a day, or a dece 6 figgies

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Stereotype posted:

Also I'm seriously considering becoming a general contractor with an electrician's licence because gently caress these guys I'm paying do the easiest poo poo whenever they feel like it and I have to dole out so much cash to them

electrician is p sweet since you're generally only workin on buildings that are mostly complete or gettin gutted so you're not out turning your skin into leather like the hammerswingers


also you should sell your body fluids and parts

i hear a testicle is 6.5 figgies nowadays

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Endless Mike posted:

have you considered stealing pills from your day job and selling them at night?

floor sweepins grab bag next to the register in exchange for tips


Tankakern posted:

hot dog stand

thheres' alwasy money in tthe hotdorg stnad

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

The Management posted:

money cannot be created or destroyed, op. for you to gain money, other people must lose money. once you realize this the rest should be straightforward.

yeah when I drive through the neighbourhood I wonder how I can get money from them. hence the whole life coach thing.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

electrician is p sweet since you're generally only workin on buildings that are mostly complete or gettin gutted so you're not out turning your skin into leather like the hammerswingers


also you should sell your body fluids and parts

i hear a testicle is 6.5 figgies nowadays

yeaH? poo poo I've got two that do nothing

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
hang on money being created is the core concept behind capitalism!

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Endless Mike posted:

have you considered stealing pills from your day job and selling them at night?

if I had a day job I wouldn't need to scrounge for a night job. gently caress me! someone pay me plaese!

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
the wolf puppy cartoon guy gets $136 or something A MONTH from pateron.... holy poo poo if I could make significantly moer than that....


surely peopole will get me a dollar a month in exchange for... idk... do I have anything to offer??



need to get in contact with classy male prostitution organisation.

"cuddle time" i'll just cuddle and chat with bored housewives. is that a job???

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
would you pay money for me to coach your life? I'm someone you look up to right? when you think "echi" do you think "this guy has life together, this guy gets poo poo done!" right? I inspire confidence and make people want to be better right ??

mates I'm built for this job. if only there was an online accreditation I could get

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