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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
you could be a hitman of some sort, maybe a sniper?

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Sham bam bamina! posted:

you could be a hitman of some sort, maybe a sniper?

5

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
you could manufacture dope and start up your own lil' "underground pharmacy"

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

echinopsis posted:

hang on money being created is the core concept behind capitalism!

They lied.

New Zealand can eat me
Aug 29, 2008

:matters:


OP could you list all of your hobbies? We will find a way to monetize one of them together, in this thread

El Mero Mero
Oct 13, 2001

maybe you can crowdfund some $$ op

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I LIKE TO SMOKE WEE posted:

OP could you list all of your hobbies? We will find a way to monetize one of them together, in this thread

magic mushrooms
extra marital sex
cuddles
computer coding
computer renders
quarter pounders
weight lifting
electronics
toasted sandwiches
staying up late
paying bills
swiping right
drinking

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
hence the wellness and health life coach is pretty much up my alley.

honestly I could be great at it... I just have to find people who are willing to pay for me to be happy at them

qntm
Jun 17, 2009
I want to say one word to you. Just one word. Are you listening?

JavaScript.

There's a great future in JavaScript. Think about it. Will you think about it?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

why didn't you invest in eastern poland, OP?

Penguissimo
Apr 7, 2007

mechanical keyboard conslutant

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

also you should sell your body fluids and parts

i hear a testicle is 6.5 figgies nowadays

is this for real? cause I will totally drop one of these bad boys for even a half-deece 5 figgies. priced to move!!

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
you know who else had only one ball...

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
a former Time Man of the Year. I'd be in good company

qntm
Jun 17, 2009
I'm a former Time Person of the Year!

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

qntm posted:

I'm a former Time Person of the Year!

What's it like only having one nut?

:allears:

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
p. sure i was time person of the year 2006

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Penguissimo posted:

mechanical keyboard conslutant

I enjoy this typo

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Valeyard posted:

Create an app called Hookr for prostitutation management,, become a digital pimp

this is a fantastic reply that didn't get enough love

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Sham bam bamina! posted:

p. sure i was time person of the year 2006

my skype quote has been "Time's Man of the Year - 2006" ever since

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

you could manufacture dope and start up your own lil' "underground pharmacy"

this. you could be the "walter brown" of down under

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


OldAlias posted:

this. you could be the "walter brown" of down under

"Jesse, it's time to dry-hump"

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



what happened to the cpr certification thing

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy
well if you are not good at anything you could be a politician

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i think you have to be popular for that

Penguissimo
Apr 7, 2007

Captain Foo posted:

I enjoy this typo

thank you for your kind words but I dont see any typos

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

i can't believe you're a father, op

get the bored housewives you gently caress hooked on opiates and become their drug dealer AND still be their gently caress buddies

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Penguissimo posted:

thank you for your kind words but I dont see any typos

heh

New Zealand can eat me
Aug 29, 2008

:matters:


mishaq posted:

i can't believe you're a father, op

get the bored housewives you gently caress hooked on opiates and become their drug dealer AND still be their gently caress buddies

You have a child to support, OP, hop to it

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
that's a fuckin hilarious title, what'd you do to get it

moron izzard
Nov 17, 2006

Grimey Drawer
I sell old stuff related to hobbies when i need more money, here on hte Something Awful Forums SA-MART

New Zealand can eat me
Aug 29, 2008

:matters:


I posted :ssh:

moron izzard
Nov 17, 2006

Grimey Drawer
I tried to sell a 4690k on ebay this week because goons were lowballing me hard and the winner immediately messaged me and said he was a grandpa who fell asleep with his 6 year old grandson on his lap, who apparently bid on it.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

OldAlias posted:

this. you could be the "walter brown" of down under

i was thinkin' more like Ricky from trailer park boys

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



he was probably talking about smoking dongs in his lifted black saturn astra

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


A Yolo Wizard posted:

I sell old stuff related to hobbies when i need more money, here on hte Something Awful Forums SA-MART

Hmm. I haven't read SAMart in a while. Wonder how it is now.


http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3782870

Oh

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Lol check out this rear end in a top hat

quote:

So, I preordered one of the HTC Vive's shortly before they launched after deciding it'd be an awesome impulse buy for my wife and I. It really is one of the coolest gadgets ever, but unfortunately for us it's been just that. I've been too busy playing Overwatch to really justify an $800 gadget that isn't getting much use.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Citizen Tayne posted:

Lol check out this rear end in a top hat

hahhaha

New Zealand can eat me
Aug 29, 2008

:matters:


l o m a r f

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Cat Face Joe posted:

what happened to the cpr certification thing

oh that's still a winner, but it's my wifes thing. she's an actual intensive care nurse with real world experience of jumping on peoples chests and doing cpr.. but it's not full time necessarily and also we don't undedrstand business tax or anything so we just leave the profits in the business so we dont have to pay income tax and so she also has a normal 3 day a week job... (one day perhaps we'll do something with that money, currently using it to offset mortgage to pay less interest)

at the mo I am house dad.. an average one.. and i mean I have 2 and a half days work this week and same next week.. and the locum work im doing is the best pay rate ive ever had and the least responsibility.. in some ways we're financailly as good now as we've ever been... but my wife doesn't get any satisfaction from her job at all.. and wants to move on.. and cant really until ive got steady work.. random locum shifts isn't steady enough.

I spent hours last night trying to be inspired as an artist. I am pathetic. is that an aesthetic?

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