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Hello, I usually dont seriouspost but I thought one of you might be willing to help. For years my life partner Tyrone and I have been wanting to adopt a wonderful adult baby to round out our family. We have a fully furnished room with an adult-sized crib and an ample supply of Depends undergarments (which you will be expected to make bathroom in). You will be expected to roll-play as a baby 24/7, with the exception of your off days which will be Sundays and Tuesdays. You will receive a weekly allowance of $400. We are fairly flexible but have a few preferences that are non-negotiable: Must be Male. Must be non-smoker, babies do not smoke. Must like cats. Must maintain clean-shaven appearance, especially around private areas. Must have minimum 7 inch dick. Please reply to this thread if interested, serious inquiries only.
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Pics of the room please
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Aug 8, 2016 19:07
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hurrah for the sharing economy
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Aug 8, 2016 19:08
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im essentially hairless and constantly crying
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Aug 8, 2016 19:08
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unpacked robinhood posted:Pics of the room please i will upload some soon.
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Aug 8, 2016 19:08
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gotta love me
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Aug 8, 2016 19:09
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$400/wk sounds okay but split days off is just a dealbreaker
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Aug 8, 2016 19:09
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6.5", I'm out
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Aug 8, 2016 19:10
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I heard my parents were renting my room out but this is ridiculous!
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Aug 8, 2016 19:12
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 Its not exactly like this but pretty close
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Aug 8, 2016 19:14
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OP have you considered a refugee?
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Aug 8, 2016 19:15
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Luvcow posted:OP have you considered a refugee? Good idea, Must speak english though
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Aug 8, 2016 19:17
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OP would you take a regular baby with a 7 inch dick? edit: flaccid
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Aug 8, 2016 19:17
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:hurrah for the sharing economy Join my adult baby tech start up, it's called Diapr!
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Aug 8, 2016 19:19
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Naerasa posted:OP would you take a regular baby with a 7 inch dick? no regular babies please. too much responsibility
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Aug 8, 2016 19:20
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JiveHonky posted:
Ted Cruz is so loving weird edit: hell yeah what a word filter
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Aug 8, 2016 19:22
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What if you have over 7" combined?
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Aug 8, 2016 19:23
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Egbert Souse posted:What if you have over 7" combined? combined with what?!
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Aug 8, 2016 19:24
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Wait so you don't gotta get up to poo? 
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Aug 8, 2016 19:24
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JiveHonky posted:Good idea, Must speak english though If he speaks a different language you can just interpret it as baby talk.
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Aug 8, 2016 19:31
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How's life in Idaho jivehonky?
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Aug 8, 2016 19:48
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JiveHonky posted:Hello, I usually dont seriouspost but I thought one of you might be willing to help. For years my life partner Tyrone and I have been wanting to adopt a wonderful adult baby to round out our family. We have a fully furnished room with an adult-sized crib and an ample supply of Depends undergarments (which you will be expected to make bathroom in). You will be expected to roll-play as a baby 24/7, with the exception of your off days which will be Sundays and Tuesdays. You will receive a weekly allowance of $400. 400 a week? Sign me up.
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Aug 8, 2016 19:58
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JiveHonky posted:Must have minimum 7 inch dick. Boy are you ever barking up the wrong tree
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Aug 8, 2016 20:05
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Microwaves Mom posted:400 a week? Sign me up. 120 hours a week, dressed up as a baby, and at the beck and call for a couple of perverts for 400? I work and do almost nothing for 40 hours a week and easily make more than twice that.
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Aug 8, 2016 20:10
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OctoberBlues posted:How's life in Idaho jivehonky? I DONT LIVE IN IDAHO YOU TOILETSHOES BASTARG
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Aug 8, 2016 20:25
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FlimFlam Imam posted:120 hours a week, dressed up as a baby, and at the beck and call for a couple of perverts for 400? I work and do almost nothing for 40 hours a week and easily make more than twice that. $435 final otter
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Aug 8, 2016 20:26
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ill do it for $10
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Aug 8, 2016 20:32
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can be lady with strapon?
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Aug 8, 2016 20:34
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Enfield posted:im essentially hairless and constantly crying
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Aug 8, 2016 20:47
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Bebby nee wifi
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Aug 8, 2016 21:04
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can i vape?
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Aug 8, 2016 22:57
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JiveHonky posted:I DONT LIVE IN IDAHO YOU TOILETSHOES BASTARG  I visited you last week though?
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Aug 8, 2016 22:59
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gary oldmans diary posted:gotta love me
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Aug 8, 2016 23:57
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I meet the dick requirements (i have a huge dong) but I'm only 4'1" is that ok?
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Aug 9, 2016 00:09
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no joke i will gladly poo poo myself and sleep in a crib for $400 a week i am unemployed and unemployable
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Aug 9, 2016 00:10
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Is having an 18 inch dick alright?
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Aug 9, 2016 00:36
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dad gay. so what posted:ill do it for $10 yes psychokitty posted:can be lady with strapon? please dont be weird Sheep-Goats posted:Bebby nee wifi we have time warners Twilight Matrix posted:can i vape? i have to ask Tyrone cute but no cigar Big Beef City posted:I meet the dick requirements (i have a huge dong) but I'm only 4'1" is that ok? the crib is too bag for you sorry Tuxedo Gin posted:no joke i will gladly poo poo myself and sleep in a crib for $400 a week we will contact you we have your information its all perfectly legal Jack Trades posted:Is having an 18 inch dick alright? we have some safety concerns. we dont want you pole-vaulting out the window- the nusery is on the 5th floor
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