Ask me about making horrific silicone fantasy dildos! [NWS]

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Ask me about making horrific silicone fantasy dildos! [NWS]

sbaldrick: Jul 19, 2006; Driven by Hate

Carth Dookie posted:

try anal prolapse porn, it's a thing.

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sbaldrick: Jul 19, 2006; Driven by Hate

This is the best thread,

I kind of want a dildo with Elisa rant but also say

One Dildo to rule them all, One Dildo to please them,
One Dildo to get them off and in the darkness bind them"

# ¿ Aug 25, 2016 20:15

sbaldrick: Jul 19, 2006; Driven by Hate

Dildomancer posted:

Interesting story: I lost my original wedding ring inside a clay dildo model. I know which one, too. It was only $100 and my wife's pretty understanding, so it'll probably stay in there for the rest of eternity.

Sure it's in the clay one

# ¿ Aug 27, 2016 22:26

sbaldrick: Jul 19, 2006; Driven by Hate

The horror silos wreaked my brain

# ¿ Sep 12, 2016 02:51

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