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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet


Now google "urethral sounding."

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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

RandomPauI posted:

My thinking is, it's one more thing the umbilical cord can get tangled in, one more thing to get in the way of child birth. I'd imagine that the tentacles might also make UTI's and whatnot more common.

You're assuming elves give live birth. Maybe they're hatched. Or maybe they poo poo out a pile of goo that gradually congeals into a person.

Or that good hard yank thing.

Baby baboons are strong enough at birth to help pull themselves out.

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