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I feel horrible asking this question but... How would you withdraw sperm from the male elf for IVF purposes? Would it be possible to attempt something like that with Middle Earth tech and magic?
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Would any other lotr races have unusual genitals?
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Aug 24, 2016 19:35
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Is there a market for horror movie inspired sex toys?
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Aug 25, 2016 00:22
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Once you've tapped out the Lord of the Cock Ring market you should capture some of the Walking Dead audience. I'm sure there's a way to pornify the name.
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Aug 25, 2016 05:40
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Elf vagina question. Wouldn't the tentacles etc. hinder the act of childbirth?
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Aug 27, 2016 08:32
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My thinking is, it's one more thing the umbilical cord can get tangled in, one more thing to get in the way of child birth. I'd imagine that the tentacles might also make UTI's and whatnot more common.
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Aug 27, 2016 09:07
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I'd say make Elyns floppy for the sake of authenticity.
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Aug 29, 2016 02:55
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I need to buy this as a gag gift, but I dont know who would appreciate it.
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Aug 30, 2016 08:07
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What coloration(s) would be the most natural for an elf?
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Aug 30, 2016 12:57
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I don't have anyone to buy this for but I do want to buy this for someone. The OP came up with some suggestions for color schemes though. Camo The US flag colors Green and dripping blood Blue balls white shaft and red blood appearing to drip from the tip in a striped fashion The last one must be made, it would cost $30. But I don't want to buy it, not have someone to give it to, die, and then have my siblings try to figure out why I had a horrifying elf dildo.
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Sep 4, 2016 09:01
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The issue isn't a willingness to pay. It's not knowing who to give it to. I'll pay for it right now actually even if I don't have a sender in mind. Edit: Actually, I need they payment information first before I buy. But I'm still buying it. RandomPauI fucked around with this message at 09:22 on Sep 4, 2016 |
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Sep 4, 2016 09:18
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Sage Grimm posted:I like the Orodruin (Mount Doom) lurking in the background. The blue one with the red stripes coming down on it right?
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Sep 7, 2016 01:41
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If you haven't already sent one to Elise maybe you could send her the Mt. Doom dildo?
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Sep 7, 2016 06:29
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Have you ever used your powers to make something other than sex toys and fish?
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Sep 14, 2016 05:55
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I hear good things about brother monochrome laserjet printers from a site that possibly gets a commission every time a corporate partner sells one. http://deals.kinja.com/join-the-brother-laser-printer-club-for-just-50-1785737071 Edit: It costs more than $30 inkjets but mine goes thru ink like it were water. I don't need it often but still...
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Sep 16, 2016 22:54
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Okay, so, hypothetically speaking, how would we get Sauroman dildo into the hands of Steven Colbert?
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Sep 22, 2016 04:55
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We might be wrong about certain aspects of Elven reproduction. Elves mate for life. When the mate of an elf dies they can only remarry WITH the permission of the soul of the dead spouse. To do otherwise is fatal. Elise proposes that Elves are able to prevent cheating or remarriage thru the use of anti-cheating antibodies. But the antibodies would require multiple, unprecedented evolutionary adaptations. The antibodies would have to persist across great distances. And they would need some sort of kill-switch that a mate could deactivate even after that mate died. That means the antibodies can't require any physical replenishment from their original host. It's possible that the antibodies COULD be sustained by the soul of the dead partner. Elf souls are bound to bodies. When elves gently caress-marry for the first time their souls combine. When an elf dies their soul goes to a soul-waiting room. It's possible the two partner's souls might not completely split until both bodies die or until the dead mate is reborn. So why not skip the antibody middleman and just require both partners give the spiritual go-ahead to become erect or to lubricate? This would explain why elves are reluctant to seek out a new mate or to ask their dead mate for permission to remarry. It'd be awkward enough to ask your partner to move out of your house so you can bang someone else, imagine if you have to ask them to move out of your body! It does raise the question of why fornication would result in death but that would be easier to figure out than the actual biology and evolution of elven tentacle vaginas. This doesn't solve the problem of why male elves can't make female humans pregnant. It doesn't appear to be a genetics issue because female elves can be impregnated by male humans creating half-elves. These half-elves produce viable offspring. Their offspring are even free to choose what kind of soul (and reproduction system) they'd want: human or elf.
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Sep 27, 2016 05:37
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Geirskogul posted:Or a pheremone-activated antibody receptor? That doesn't explain why they need your dead mates soul to turn off the antibodies. And you still have the problem of why they'd evolve the anti-cheating mechanisms in the first place. And why they wouldn't be in a sort of genetic arms race to get around the anti-cheating mechanisms. Elven souls being tied to a body or a waiting room is canon. Elves sharing a soul post gently caress-marriage* is canon. Elves not being able to cheat is canon. Elves needing a dead spouse's soul's permission to remarry is canon. Why go the complicated antibody route when you can go a simpler route. One where elves need their soulmates spiritual permission to get erect or lubricate? *There's no English equivalent to that concept and I'm not about to hunt down the elvish word.
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Sep 27, 2016 05:57
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elise the great posted:But it doesn't provide the clean, simple explanation for other sexual questions about the elves, and it also doesn't give you fuckin' tentacle vaginas, so I think you know what stance I choose. I completely agree a world with elf tentacle vaginas is the more amusing world, and if I weren't broke I'd even subsidize the creation of one!* But we'll have to disagree about your explanation being simpler. You'd be swapping questions about the act of sex in a world with souls for questions about evolution in a world without souls and this is clearly a world with souls. *I'd never take delivery of it though: I'd hate to have to hide it until it were found after my death. Along with a note explaining what it was and why I bought it. The same applies for the Mt. Saruman elf-dong I commissioned. It's free to Steven Colbert if he wants it. Otherwise I don't have any ideas. Edit: As far as I know Tolkien's stories didn't have anything about non-hetero-normative relationships, intersex individuals, etc.. I wonder what sorts of gently caress-marriages they'd have. And what the proper term is. RandomPauI fucked around with this message at 08:22 on Sep 27, 2016 |
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Sep 27, 2016 06:13
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A thought comes to mind. This model of elf dong accepts the premise that some form of female to male docking is involved but we haven't actually tried to figure out the mechanics of an elf-tentacle pussy or its replication. Dare we talk about this in or out of thread?
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Sep 28, 2016 03:41
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Well, I've exhausted all non-lazy methods to find a good home for the one I ordered. If you get an order for whatever you have in stock you can resell mine. Edit: I forgot to get back to a poster about this yesterday or something. My gently caress-marriage soul-bind theory doesn't require evolution so Elves being intelligently designed isn't a problem. But I thought that Elise's theory explicitly or implicitly required evolution as if they hadn't figured out germ theory and other things yet. RandomPauI fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Oct 3, 2016 |
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Oct 3, 2016 01:25
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Canuck-Errant posted:Yeah, if it weren't for being basically between jobs at the moment, I'd already have ordered one. God knows why, though; I don't have any use for one, except perhaps as a coathanger or headphone rack. Canuck-Errant can have mine since we can't give it to Steven Colbert.
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Oct 6, 2016 04:55
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i voted five, it's gold now.
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Oct 8, 2016 05:46
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Does your puntl hang low? Does it wobble to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?
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Oct 13, 2016 12:48
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I got the fish.
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Lets talk about robo-pube comic next! http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3336
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